Chicas Bonitas Reviews

A former Austin institution, the Crazy Lady has become "Chicas Bonitas." Don't let the name fool you, though. I went there for lunch one Friday (free enchiladas buffet - pretty lame) to see what the club had become. Parking is always an issue at this location, but...

Well, have to stop in once ayear, right? It was exactly a year...hmmm... $5 at the door, thanks, guv. The music sucked, played for teh dancers, not customers, big mistake. Drink was ok, expensive, though considering teh surroundings. Just no real reason to come back. This place was a...

Went here for a change of pace from other clubs I usually frequent in Austin. I'd heard good things about the Crazy Lady (former name) but they don't seem to have followed over with the name change.

Rather sparsely populated with clientèle which makes the girls hound you a little...

This has always been an interesting joint. Went recently and the girls ranged from 3-8, favorites are Julia and Erotica. Drinks reasonable, parking is and always has been a problem. It is a place where NOBODY would ever think of looking for you. Looks unsafe based on the area it...

This is my favorite club...or was. A recent visit, June 11. Wow, what a nose dive this club has made. You can't screw things up this much without trying. This WAS a night where the women were the knife/bullet wound type. UGLY, uglyyyyyy whoa! The place never had super beauty...

I went to the Lady last night expecting to see chicks with bullet wounds and stab marks. It wasn't that bad, but it didn't seem like there were was much privacy in the place. There was one really good looking blonde, but the rest wasn't very good at all. ...

Not a bad little club. Completely different on the inside than it looks. During the day its slow as shit but there is one girl there thats good looking and doesn't mind hanging out with you for a while. Not nearly as nice a club as Yellow...

What, no reviews by anyone else since August? OK, here's an update based on my recent experience at Crazy Lady. This time on a weeknight, no valet parking (yeah!). About a dozen girls working, many average looking, and a few above average. Mix of black and white. Got a few...

Went on a recent Tuesday night. Better than I remembered from previous visit, as the quality of girls was higher, and the DJ was not too intrusive. Dances were $10 until 10PM, then $20 thereafter. Had some nice conversation and lap dances from a few girls. Not exceptional but ok...

I've always had a great time at the lady; my last trip to Austin was no exception. The girls sit and talk for ages; more often than not I actually had to bring up wanting dances. Contact is good for an open place. I've gotten to know several girls there.....

I still think this is one of the most consistant clubs in Awstin. I've been going there for 17 years (ok, took ten off while I lived in a real city)Door charge varies by day, nominally about $5. Waitstaff changes a bit, except Connie, she's been there a long time....