Chicas Bonitas Reviews

After reading reviews, planned a visit during one of my work trips. Arrived early evening and there were only a handful of customers there. Loud hispanic music playing and close to twenty girls working. Cover was decent as was the price of the budweiser long neck. ...

I wanted to try something new this time and stay away from the popular and higher-end strip clubs. I decided to pregame at Ojos Locos away from the strip and downtown area on a Friday night. To stick with the Latin theme, my friends and I decided to go to...

It was one of my first experiences and I made an account here just to talk about it. Maybe I’m a prude, maybe I’m just a push over, but one gal cleaned me out. Really aggressive lady who came up to me the instant I sat my ass down. I...

Okay. This is gonna be a long one. Sunday night at midnight I arrived. Crack a cold one cause if you ever read one of my reviews then you know ima go into too much details. Why? I write em drunk in an Uber taking my ass home! Lemme stop...

So back to Bonitas. Surprisingly the parking lot was full so I decided to park at Fiestas and walk over. Walk in pay the$14 cover and witness the dive bar that is Chicas. There is cheap chairs and unbalanced tables with longer seats at the edges. There's a bar...

Decided to give this place another try. It's a dive bar. Loud music, bar facing the "stage", and tables/chairs scattered throughout. There isn't a real stage, as in they don't have girls dance all the time. It's just if a girl wants to dance, she can...

Rolling into chicas on a Saturday night around 11pm with 2 other buddies. Took an uber since parking lot is small. The place over is small as well and right off IH35 in downtown Austin. It has the feel of a old restaurant they converted into strip club. Fair warning,...

Pre airport visit mid-week at 5p. Club is about a 15 minute UBER from the city. Somewhat of a small club with one stage active and about 25 ladies sitting in small groups spread throughout.

Ladies approach fairly aggressively but retreat if you say you are relaxing. Mostly...

I got there like 10PM Monday. First I went to get a beer. I sat down and looked around, like 30-40 girls and maybe like 10-15 customers. Some ugly, some fat, and some super good. If you want fly ass baddie, she is there but there...

Went into Chicas on a Friday afternoon for the first time. I enter and hand the friendly girl the $14 cover. Walk in and the place is small and seedy. I prefer large and seedy but it's OK. The bar is near the back there's a center pole and random...

Went to chicas on a Tuesday afternoon in early December. Arrived at 1 pm. Parking lot was empty and no one there for valet. If you arrive later in the afternoon expect to pay valet. I got there early enough so no charge.
The club is right next to I35...

The valet parking was $10, which I declined. I almost never pay for valet parking, but the only other parking available is quite a distance away in a gravel parking lot. I wasn’t too worried about my car because it was daytime, but if I had come at night, I...

The cover is $17
Domestic beer is $8
The regular dance is $20
The parking is $20 (very small parking lot)
a park in the next building for $20
Dj was ok he playing reggaeton for the Cuban girls is mostly nationality.
I just hope my review helps you and I honestly don't know if...

Decided to stop by after hearing great things about this place. Maybe I came at a bad time but there weren’t a lot of girls. Probably around 15. None of them approached me. Eventually I approached a woman who claimed she was 23 but was easily in her 30s. She...

Had an amazing time at Chicas... I generally go there before 2 pm to get free parking. This time I visited at 11.30/12 in the afternoon. Entry fee was 14 bucks and the place hardly had two or three customers. There were 6-10 women.
Immediately after entering a hot stripper...

My third visit to this Latina-oriented dive bar in Austin. It's on the interstate and easy to miss. Inside, it is dark and loud with Mexican music. Most of the dancers were at the bar. A couple of them were at a table with a guy.
A cute spinner spotted me...

This place was nuts and my experience was wild. In the end I did not want to come back - first for cleanliness reasons, and second because it’s hard to believe this place isn’t doing some illicit stuff. I read about others’ experiences here and was in Austin for business...

I took a trip to Chicas Bonitas to check out the Chicas. Turns out they are bonitas. Ok now that I’ve got that bad joke out of my system, here’s my review.

Location: I went on a recent Monday night. It was my first visit to Chicas and someone told...

Went on a Wednesday evening around 8p. Walked in and sat at the bar to grab a beer. General layout is a bar right after the door, three poles, a back room with stalls for dances, and an outdoor patio for smoking. Floor area is really large...

Arrived around 11pm on a Friday night. No parking was available so I used the lot down the street. It was $20 for a Friday night which is reasonable. Area is rough but there was an attendant watching the lot. Walked in and paid $15 cover.

Be warned that the place is a...

Decided to try out CB for the first time as this place is pretty notorious for extra fun. Somewhat sketchy area so I went during the daytime around 1pm. Parked a few lots away as I had heard there may be a parking fee but I didn’t see anyone taking...

Decided to get out on a Wednesday and checkout this club. Had parking for $10, but there's also nearby street parking. Entry was $15. So pretty good for the area.

They serve liquor so no nude. But given the outfits you still get the idea... :)

Went inside...

Arrived around 130 pm. Club is right off I35 near downtown. Not the nicest area but get safe enough. Mix of random stores and strip malls nearby and some residential just behind the club. Parking lot is very small but free before 2 or 3 pm. I pulled right in...

You may have read my previous report on Chicas Bonitas.
After a few weeks, I returned to see if my previous experience was the norm. This time, a valet parking guy stood there, demanding twenty bucks to park in the cramped lot. I declined, and he pointed me towards a gravel...

Decided to venture out while in the Lonestar state, decided to hit chicas up since I had good experiences at other locations in other states. Parking was scarce as I got there after midnight. The bouncer directed me to a parking spot I wouldnt get a ticket or towed. It...