Reviews

While looking at reviews of places in my area, I saw that Dean's Gold opened at 3PM on weekdays. I'm usually an afternoon club goer and my recollection was that Dean's didn't open until the…

I debated whether or not to publish a review of this club and belatedly decided to do so. The review is a combinationb review of two evenings spent here, one over memorial day weekend…

In town for a bachelor party, and we wanted to hit this club up as it makes an appearance on the HBO show Playmakers. We got there on a Friday night, and I self…

I was in South Florida for job related travel and thanks to TUSCL reviews had a short list of clubs I hoped to visit. This review is of the fourth club I visited during…

I hate to give a lacklustre review for this place, as it's been my favorite spot for the last few years. That said, this Wednesday night visit was far from memorable. I arrived at 11pm…

Stopped in Tuesday evening about 9pm, which I knew would be early. It was very slow but the girls were steadily filtering in and there was maybe 5-10 custies sitting around sipping drinks. By 11:00…

Every time i’m in town i will visit. Great club overall. This time maybe cause it was memorial day weekend it wasn’t the best. Cover was $10 the club was pretty empty, Not as many girls,…

I've been in a lot of clubs in my lifetime. I haven't really kept count, but I"m sure I have been into over 100 clubs over the years. I"m not counting anything…

This is a very fine club that I’ve visited once before. That time, I was very satisfied with everything. Sure, this place is expensive, but the last time I came here this place was like…

This was my first SC in Miami after hitting up two SCs in Tampa the night before. Arrived around 10pm on a Saturday night. Left around 3am. Ended up doing just $20…

Wow! Visited from 9-11 on Thurs night. Costs $5 to park - whether you use valet or not!! By 9 there are plenty of hotties and the super comfortable lap area is…

I visited Dean’s Gold on Saturday Feb 16, 2019 from about 8:30 to 11 pm. The club is easy to find at the intersection of two main roads and has a large parking lot…

Dean's has been my favorite club for the past several years. It is very upscale inside and the girls dress to impress when not on stage. Dean's has fully nude dances and alcohol,…

Again, this review is for a trip from the end of 2018 and is from the perspective of a non-local/tourist. I’ve posted reviews for other Miami/SoFlo clubs from this same trip. After reading the reviews…

Went there on a Friday night, was looking to see what extras they offered. Women were tall Russians with heels on lol. Half was Hispanics trying to look white with blonde dye. The women are honestly the…

Dean’s Gold is a pretty good drive from South Beach, but it’s been worth my time in the two visits that I’ve made. It’s not nearly as glitzy or flashy as the other Miami area…

I had a rare opportunity to visit Deans on a Tuesday evening, early (8-10 pm). This club is known to get going late, so I was not disappointed that it was a little slow…

Visited several spots in the area on this particular evening. Arrived here around 10pm and this ended up being the best experience in the area on this trip. Upon entering the place is just dark…

Visited this club after the Hurricanes game on a Saturday night. It was not too crowded around 10 when we got there. The hostess and waitress were super friendly and welcoming. I…

Well, Deans Gold is one of Simon Belmont’s old spots and decided I was in the mood to revisit a place I had not been to in awhile to see what was going on.…

So we decided to stay close to the hotel and try this place out. It was really amazing. High end and you feel very safe. Lots of types of girls (but it…

Stopped by here pretty late one night around 2-3am and it was still going strong. I think they stay open till 6a but i left long before that. Club was cool, one annoying…

There was a heavy downpour, so I opted to come here rather than Miami. It was $20 for cover and parking. I saw a dancer sign-in sheet near the front desk and it looked like…

Dean’s Gold is located in North Miami Beach, it’s a good 20-30 minutes depending on traffic from South Beach and Downtown. If you find yourself in any suburb of Miami or Fort Lauderdale, you…

SHAZAM! Did I have a good time? Get’r-done! (Translation: hell yes) I have been a monger for 20 years. Mostly in the southeast US. I have helped out-of-town’ers and other southeast locals select the right club…