Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160

Never bad, but not great on this occasion

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Ricci
Jul 4, 2019, 2:13 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I hate to give a lacklustre review for this place, as it's been my favorite spot for the last few years. That said, this Wednesday night visit was far from memorable. I arrived at 11pm with high expectations, and took a seat in the main area near the far side of the main stage. It's a good spot for seeing girls both on the main stage, and the raised bar stage, and also a good place to notice any girls coming into the club from the changing area. To be honest, there wasn't a lot to see on this visit. None of the girls were terrible, but I was having a hard time finding any that really did it for me.

A bunch of girls came by to ask for lappers, and I probably turned down about 2 out of 3. I started with a Spanish girl who was decent looking but gave a pretty crappy lapdance, moved on to a pretty Czech girl who was a little too overweight for my taste (only realized when we stood up as she'd surprised me when she appeared on my lap) and was starting to figure the evening might be a bust until a tattooed Cuban came to save it.

For me, this is a total contradiction to how I would be expecting to describe the evening. Normally I steer well clear of Cubans as I've found them to be predominately ROBs. Normally I get turned off by girls with heavy tattoos, but these were pretty artistic efforts and her body was just my type. Turned out her personality was just my type too. Her English was perfect, and we chatted for a long time in between a couple rounds of lapdances (probably 3 rounds each time). I wasn't tempted to go VIP on this occasion, and come to think about it I'm not sure that anyone asked.

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