Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160

I'll crown it. Best in the USA

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Warrior15
Apr 18, 2019, 5:47 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I've been in a lot of clubs in my lifetime. I haven't really kept count, but I"m sure I have been into over 100 clubs over the years. I"m not counting anything in any other country. But this is the best US club. It's not the cheapest, by far. But you can have a good time here without spending a fortune if you don't go to the back.

I got there about 8:30, which is a little early for this club as it really gets going about 10. Paid $15 cover, I think it's free before 8. No charge for parking if you self park. They do have valet, but there is no reason to valet. Plenty of parking. There were only about 10 girls when I got there, about 20-25 girls when I left about 11. This is a gentlemen's club. I do think they have a dress code for customers, so don't go in shorts. I wore dress slacks and a polo.

I walk in and sit down at table. I was immediately approached by a cute friendly waitress. $7.50 for my dilly dilly. Girls do three songs while stage. One in their dress, next song in a g-string, next song nude. Not much tipping going on at the stage, which I find odd. But the girls do a very good job of circulating. I was approached by several girls that walked up to ask if I wanted some company. Not one girl asked "wanna a dance" which I found refreshing. This is a 7-up factory. The selection was very mixed. AA, white, latino. And every girl spoke very good english which is not that common in the Miami area. Girls wear really sexy cocktail dresses while walking around.

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