Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160

My favorite club is running low on talent

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wildman22
Jan 25, 2019, 7:13 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Dean's has been my favorite club for the past several years. It is very upscale inside and the girls dress to impress when not on stage. Dean's has fully nude dances and alcohol, which is hard to find in most cities these days. The club has three stages and two bars. The main stage and one bar are on the ground level. There are about 15 tables in this area and a lap dance area directly opposite the stage. The lap dances are given in an open area with six couches. The decor is high end. There is no privacy in the lap dance area. A second stage and bar are located on an elevated platform up 6 stairs from the main level. The stage is visible from the lower level, and vice versa, so you can see the dancers on both stages from any part of the club. A third small stage is located in the back. It is not used unless the club is really busy. There are three couches around this stage that are also used for lap dances. There is a VIP area in the back, but I have not been back there. Was quoted $400, but have not had quite the right girl to entice me back there.

My favorite thing about Dean's has been the quality of dancers. Every time I go there, I see 30-50 girls in the 7-8 range and a half dozen in the 9-10 range. It is always hard to decide which ones to take to the lap dance area. Dances are topless only, but very liberal on the mutual contact. The girls can touch anywhere and the guys can touch anywhere except the kitty. The bouncers don't come into the room, so if you get the right girl, they know how to position themselves to let you see and touch what is supposed to be off limits. The girls in this club typically rival the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, which has some real stunners, but Dean's is fully nude while the Rhino is topless only. And the contact is much higher at Dean's.

I had been looking forward to this trip to Dean's for a long time. On my last visit, I had gotten several lap dances from three or four girls when London came on stage for the first time. I was mesmerized. She was a midwest girl with shoulder length natural blond hair, gorgeous blue eyes, a beautiful smile, and a perfect natural body with no tattoos or enhancements. She took me to the lapdance room behind the stage in the back. After one dance, I knew she was worth the trip to the VIP. Then my phone rang and I made the mistake of looking at it. I had to go take care of an emergency at work. Unfortunately, London was not there this visit. More unfortunate is the overall talent level was way down. There were still some pretty girls, but no real stunners. And the average was more 6-7 than 7-8. Still better than the majority of clubs in the area, but not nearly as good as in my many previous visits.

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