Reviews

Just on US 1 in pinecrest. $15 cover after pattern and ID scan. Upon entering there are a few high tops with girls on their phone. Not aggressive. Small club with a bar that takes…

Miami, FL. Friday night. Went on a strip club tour down route 1. Plenty of parking in the lot, area seems fine to me, right off the highway. Walk up to a guy sitting out…

Intro The place is a small spot located near the Pine Crest area with a Latin retro 80s vibe to it. The lay out is nothing fancy. It’s a big bar with a horse…

Visited Tuesday around 3:30 to get a sense of the club and its day shift. Overall it’s a very average experience. The Club is off US1, so a very busy entrance, however there is a…

Dropped in at 4pm on a Friday. No cover. There is a U shaped bar with girls taking turns dancing in the middle stage. Drinks $12. Absolutely no one was rude. Good vibes. Girls on…

This visit was a few months back and it was certainly an experience. It was about 3-4AM when I stopped by. The club is pretty small, you walk inside and the bar is to your…

Intro This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see a smallish club that centers…

I got out of work early and decided to visit on my way to Publix. It was about 2:30 pm on a Wednesday and was busier than other times I have visited in the afternoon.…

First time at this club in a WHILE. The inside remains the same - bar takes up nearly the entire main area, additional area to the back right where no one was hanging out, and…

Went into Stir Crazy after a walk through of Playmates. Girls looked decent but I wasn’t going to be comfortable there (while early, I could tell it was going to turn into a throwing money,…

Pulled up on a Monday night around 8 pm. No cover, but require a 2 drink minimum. The cheapest drink is $6 (water or beer). After getting my ID checked, walked in and saw the…

PARKING: Free but it took me a while to find a spot on a Saturday night. Probably the same on a Friday, but I'd imagine easier on other nights. CLUB: Decent sized main bar; another…

This is my first visit to Stir Crazy. I was kayaking at the Deering Estate and decided to stop by Stir Crazy as it is close by. My usual places are in Broward county and…

This review describes a Saturday night visit from May 2022, the weekend that the Formula 1 race was in Miami, which may have explained why the cover charge was $15 rather than what the club…

I will preface this review by saying I am relatively new to strip clubs. I want to say I went to E11EVEN about 8 years ago around the time it opened but it was more…

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a long-review of a SoFlo club I’ve only reviewed once before six years ago thus I went extra-detailed – this…

I had a great time at this club! The dancers were in the 6/10-8/10 range and were mainly Hispanic. While they may not have been as attractive as at some of the other clubs, they…

So I got out of work and went to get me a birthday lapdance (yes it was my bday). So near my job there are a couple of joints and since I get out of…

Thursday evening around 7pm, went to Stir Crazy to see what's new. Haven't been here in maybe 7 or 8 years to see if I can find a new "home" club. Been on an overall…

Walk in and cut right you're looking at the rectangular bar that surrounds the stage. Rotating sort of bar chairs all around. To the left is a sort of open area with some tables. further…

Remember Cesar Sayoc, that crazy Trump supporter that mailed a bunch of pipe bombs to politicians? Well that guy worked at this strip club. (Go ahead, verity it with your favorite search engine.) That tells…

Not my first visit, but I feel like I've changed my mind. While the quality isn't 10s across the board you know what you're getting when you come by. The place hasn't changed much. Hispanics…

Went on Sunday, smokin girls, most Latinas and believe me I am very picky, 2nd trip got there on a Sat and girls not as good looking, seemed everyone has had surgery. I prefer naturals,…

Intro Okay, Stir Crazy might be the next best option for SC in South Miami outside of Playmates, but that doesn’t mean this club is anywhere close to the level of Playmates. Stir Crazy is…

I'm not much of a strip club monger, but I always enjoyed going to this place. There's always at least a couple decent looking women and the rest aren't all that bad either. The dancers…