bad taste in your mouth (no not what you're thinking)

Remember Cesar Sayoc, that crazy Trump supporter that mailed a bunch of pipe bombs to politicians? Well that guy worked at this strip club. (Go ahead, verity it with your favorite search engine.) That tells you a bit the vibe here. Pretty ratchet, slightly terrifying but hey, a lot about Florida can be terrifying I guess.

Entry fee was $5. It was a Thursday evening. I did not get frisked but it was the kind of place that lack of frisk got me a bit worried for my safety. The club is raunchy, layout and appearance are like a mix between a strip club and a bar. They have one small stage with two poles in the center of the room behind the bar and another very small stage in the back behind the bar that didn’t get used while I was there. The vibe was a bit like a neighborhood bar that just happens to have hot naked dancers in it. I was here for a trashy good time during an otherwise boring work trip to Florida, and my visit satisfied that urge.

Upon entry I could see the club had a solid guy to girl ratio. The women were most Latinas — a lot of surgery, some too old for my taste but not a total disaster. Not usually my vibe but surprise surprise after about a half hour at the club I found a 23 year old Cuban spinner with incredible abs and small beautifully shaped breasts who called herself Mariposa. She was a stark contrast to the general fake asses, overflowing out of their clothing vibe of most of the dancers who, at their best, kind of had a Cardi B charm. Mariposa got a little handsy with me. I suspect it was because she was new and didn’t know better. She didn’t quite get me there with her good grind but I was certainly “awake” after her dance. I should have called it a night and been satisfied with being titillated and turned on.