Stir Crazy Showgirls Reviews

I stopped in on New Years eve, so I didn't expect much and that is what I received. The place was "sleepy". No one seemed they wanted to be there. I stopped hoping to wish a fave a Happy New Year, but she wasn't in, although Monday is one of...

In Miami for work. Though of exploring a few clubs. This was the first. They have decent and safe parking, small though. Frisked (metal detector) on entry. $5 cover. As you enter, there is a bar upfront and one in the back. Guess they use the one in the back...

Went last Saturday and was very pleased with the selection. Although dancers were few in number, there were even fewer customers so I received a lot of attention. Half of the dancers were at least 7 and above with big breasts (50% natural) and all spoke english....

I don't visit strip clubs much but I decided to hit up Stir Crazy because I heard semi-good things about this place. I walked in around 2 pm (no cover) and was impressed with the strippers that I saw on shift that night. For a 2pm shift I was expecting...

I had some spending cash so I went to Stir Crazy. The thing that stands out most in my mind is not the handful of sexy dancers that were there. It is not the high mileage dances I got in the LD room. It was the herd of cows that...

I not sure where to begin. This is a club that I've always enjoyed and loved to go. My last visit was an evening one last November (see below) which was a great disappointment. One of the reasons I'd not gone back, plus I've been working far from the area....

I visit Miami from time to time and it was a friend who turned me on to this club. Mainly because it's close and second because the meat there is great. I am talking about the Churrasco. The dancers are very mixed some of them certainly have problems (drugs, etc.)....

Just to preface, I'm a dancer and I worked several shifts here in summer and fall of 2011.
I decided to come leave a review after I checked their website while bored and surfing the net. I do not recommend this club to any clean dancers. You can make money but...

I am afraid that I have to agree with the previous reviewer. I have previously given this club high marks as a great neighborhood bar that happened to have a lot of very hot girls working. I was there last Thursday around 10:30. As close as I...

This is my favorite club, but, this time, I was very disappoint. Went by at around 2:30PM on Sunday. Now I know that you would not expect too many girls at that time, but only three!!! With one in the lp room, and one finishing up on stage, the...

There were about 7 girls who were moderately friendly and ranged between a 6 and 8. Mostly Hispanic but there was one Black girl and one White girl. Of the latina dancers, half of them had English issues. Drinks weren't too expensive and service was quick. There were two bars...

I was passing by the shopping area on U.S. 1 and decided to stop in a Stir Crazy. It was a small intimate club that had some great dancers. The dancers outnumbered the patrons. The girls were friendly and the drinks were cheaper than most clubs. The girls were mostly...

A few of us had just hit a couple of places in the Dadeland area for dinner and drinks when one of them suggested that we head to a gentlemen's club. I explained that we could head down US-1 for about 15 minutes and hit this place with sometimes mediocre...

As a dancer I really don't care much for this place. Not a lot of money here. Most guys who come in here are looking to meet OTC or for extras for 50 dollars in a room. Pretty gross. Lot of customers who don't speak English, as well as dancers....

Went at around 4:30 PM ($5.00 cover after 8:00 PM). There always seem to be a partial turnover of the girls - some regulars, some newbies. Had an early 20's girl ("E_____") sit down - about a 6 with 32B's. Within minutes, she is all over me...

I hadn't been to "Stir" for an evening visit in quite sometime. I thought I'd stop in, have a couple of drinks, watch some MNF, and of course, see the ladies. Cover was $5 and I was "wanded". That doesn't happen during the day. No need to spend much time...

This club was small but relatively upscale. This club, like Playmates, has a Latino influence. Much of the music is in Spanish and the tv screen broadcast Spanish tv stations exclusively. There were only about 10 customers when I arrived and about the same number of dancers...

This is a great neighborhood bar that just happens to have hot adult entertainment. The atmosphere is friendly the girls are happy to chat, and believe it or not the food is very good. You can stop in, have dinner and a beer, watch the game, and then...

Hit this place up on Monday, my last night in Miami. It's now my favourite club, anywhere.

First I danced a hot little Cuban. She offered up DFK, and full access to the kitty. Great start!

Next, a slim little young chick. It was her first day and the poor girl was...

Part 3 of my Tuesday night saga - see my reviews for BT's and Bare Necessity. Well, things could not get any worse from the other two clubs, and fortunately, there were people in this club with heart beats and real dancers. Yes, Tues is probably the worst...

Stopped off after work at around 6:30 PM. Since this was early Monday evening and the weather looked stormy, maybe 5 or so customers and 10 - 20 women. I guess I am recognized as a regular as Dillon was already pouring my drink and several girls...

On my most recent visit I tried the food and it was excellent. The churrasco and tostones were to die for. Now for the ladies, there is a wide selection of which most are Hispanic. I have my favorite of course and she is from Brazil. Hot and cute...

This is a regular stop for me, although I haven't posted a review in going on a year. Sometimes I stop in 2-3 times a week, but only for a drink or two. Sort of an "office" stop. The barmaids are both pleasant and my Jack ($9) is there just...

Went to Stir Crazy last night. It's been awhile since I've been there (a couple years). It was always my favorite Miami strip club so I was overdue for a visit. The girls tonight were ranging anywhere from 5's to 8's. Not much has...

No, I am not a shill for this place! I just like it for what it is - inexpensive drinks [$5.00 (beer is $3.50?)], great a/c (it's been brutally hot & humid in Miami), and, of late, a nice turnover in girls (for the better) that adds variety to the...