Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy Miami, FL 33156

A place I won't return to.

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Applekid
Jan 4, 2020, 6:35 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Thursday evening around 7pm, went to Stir Crazy to see what's new. Haven't been here in maybe 7 or 8 years to see if I can find a new "home" club. Been on an overall hiatus for all clubs for about a year but it's time to get back into the swing of things.

Sat down and got a drink relatively quickly. There were seven girls there, one dancing, one sitting with a customer, four girls all sitting together staring into their phones, and one staring into her phone but far from the others. Nothing objectionable about the music volume, lighting was a bit brighter than I remember but it was more like museum lighting from the walls and not as dark as a night club.

Approached by a girl who started chatting. Early in the conversation she started talking about how she lives nearby (odd, since most strippers work far from home to avoid run-ins) but added she doesn't do extras. Not exactly a good sales pitch, but if this club had gone low mileage, I wanted to know right away before I spend more time and drink money. So, went for a dance and it was pretty good mileage which was a relief so I decided to stay longer. During the dances, she tried to upsell the VIP so now I don't know if that's just a rip off or the stuff she said earlier was just SS. Didn't want to risk it, or rush it on the first club stop of the night, so after a couple went back to the bar.

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