Reviews

High level of service, very private VIP, you might leave broke but you won't leave broken-hearted. Just like a visit here some years ago, this place seems pretty reliable in providing everything you need in…

Playmates is a medium/small SC located in southwestern Miami near Coral Gables, in a mostly industrial area. There’s a “VIP” valet parking lot right in front of the SC, but it is an absolute rip…

In town for the weekend so a couple of us decided to hit Playmates up since it was the closest to where we are staying. $10 Cover and ID check before you get into the club.…

Much better than I expected. I came here after leaving very quickly from another club that was horrible. The cover was cheap at 10$ at night. Club is pretty small. A 20ish person lounge area…

After a work happy hour, a couple of colleagues and I decided to stop by Playmates for a little fun on a Thursday night. This was my first strip club experience since recently moving to…

TL; DR: Small club with one stage and one bar; quality of the girls were not that good and were 4-6s, with maybe a few 6.5s; many girls are overweight, and a few were REALLY…

I went to playmates about a few weeks ago - it was a bit after midnight, so the crowd seemed to have died down a bit and girls were lingering around their clients that probably…

I haven't been to this strip club in many, many years. The last time I came it was called The Ally Cat. I also took the metro rail last time I came, so…

This is a "stale" review.  I stopped hitting the SoFlo clubs due to Covid.  And now I'm moving to the Pacific Northwest. This club had been on my list of places to check out.  A buddy…

My wife and I have read reviews on this place and avoiding yet another trip to BTs and trying to stay local we decided to Uber to Playmates. Now let me tell you the disappointment…

I want to preface that this is an old review from December. I'm surprised this club doesn't get enough attention compared to bigger named strip clubs in miami/south florida. Walked in paid the cover…

My first time to this club. Honestly, all the talk about parking issues turned me off to the whole thing. For some reason, parking is my biggest pet peeve and I will choose not to…

Monday evening, feeling bored I decided to stop by playmates an old stomping ground. Wasn’t expecting too much on a Monday evening and it was pretty much what I expected, maybe a bit better as…

Went in on a Wednesday night. I had just got done eating a Cuban sandwich at Mary’s coin and Laundry for the whole Miami experience. Then I was jamming to Gloria Estefan. The club wasn’t…

This was probably my fifth time coming to Playmates. I occasionally stop by there when I'm visiting Miami. It's a bit more low key than the other big clubs (KOD, Tootsies, Eleven) and cheaper in…

Arrived at Playmates around 11:30 on Saturday night. There was not a lot of parking available, so we had to park on the street. It’s a pretty nice looking club from the outside. Cover was…

Went here on a weekday evening and the club was pretty crowded with dancers and patrons. Most if not all dancers are Latina, mainly of Cuban descent. Being a gringo is definitely a disadvantage when…

My wife and I spend a few days in South Beach and decided to check the goods out at Playmates on Saturday night. We arrived around 9pm is memory serves me, and stayed about…

When u come to south Florida you expect excellence! Not even close! Talent was mediocre at best. No cover but doorman and girl suggest a tip. I never mind tipping but I hate being asked.…

I was in town for business and thought I’d stop by and check this place out. Between my lack of Spanish skills and the girls’s broken English, I had a tougher time enjoying myself than…

Summary: Friendly and assertive dancers but limited English, music not painfully loud, helpful receptionist, private lap dance booths, free entry before 8:00 pm, nice decor. Price: Entry is $10 after 8:00 pm, and free prior to…

I love this place. The admission there is $10 but if you go to the men’s room and meet Dane (I think) then you can get his business card that will allow free entry. I’ve…

First visit to this location. Seemed like an odd area hidden away in an almost alley like setting yet also strangely close to mainstream shopping mall area. Full security check at door. No big…

Walked in on a slow Monday night and was immediately intercepted by a Cubana chica, throwing Spanish at me rapid-fire. I'm a gringo and am not that fluent, but enough so that I guess I…

Went with a few friends after a night out and decided to go check out some girls. The drinks were okay but the girls were pretty hot. Most are Latina/Cuban, but a few white American…