Playmates Club Reviews

Intro

Playmates is one of the few clubs in the south area of Miami that can at times be a solid alternative to the more popular clubs up north such a Cheetah Hallandale and Toots. The club is small and is located in an area that has little parking options....

Had been wanting to check this place out as it’s a much closer trip than my normal go to of Cheetah Hallandale. Literally 10 minutes from my hotel. Where’s cheetahs is a sold 30-45 minutes. As others have mentioned parking is a bit wonky. It’s either street parking...

Rolled up to this club on a Friday night. I was able to find street parking and had to pay via mobile app, it was about $6 for a few hours.

The place has a big center stage with tables around it. I like sitting up close to be able to...

My wife and I arrived a little past 2am on a Saturday night. Parked in the street but didn't pay (though I believe you're supposed to). Walked up to the club and a friendly bouncer asked for IDs and wanded me. Paid the cover which was $20pp and walked in.

The...

Visiting some friends in Florida, we decide to go hang out for a day in Miami, and top it off with some strip clubs. Especially since this was my first time ever, they were psyched to take me. I was psyched to go, and I had already done my homework...

Arrived at 9:30 on Saturday. Club is in a warehouse district. Pat down before you enter. $20 cover. At that time there were more girls than customers. However over the next hour or so, it filled up.
As you arrive there’s a long bar to the left and a...

I went here with a group for a bachelor party.
We got to the club around 1:30am on Friday night (technically Saturday morning). The cover was $20.

When we got inside there were a lot of girls working. I’d say at least two dozen if not three dozen women. I got approached...

Was in Miami a couple of weeks ago and decided to checkout this club. Went on a Sunday night around 9:30 pm and club was pretty much empty with only 4 customers and maybe around 6 dancers.
Its a fairly small club with with just one center stage with one pole...

I was in Miami the night before a cruise, so we decided to check out one of the many, Miami clubs. My friend said to go to Eleven, which was near our hotel, but it looked like quite the endeavor and not exactly laidback. So we headed to Playmates, since...

First time visiting club in South Florida but was in Coconut Grove for work and saw this was close by. Lyft driver had hard time finding it since it’s pocketed in semi industrial area. Club and the entry felt clean and safe but definitely weird neighborhood.

Entered and...

Found myself back in Coral Gables and went to my favorite place in the area. Not a lot of parking, but found myself a space/paid the dude $10.

Entered the club. Big long bar on the left. Single stage straight in front had one very cute Cuban dancing...

So, I chose to go there around 3 am, two hours before the club close. I took Uber and was greeted at the gate for a security check before I went in. The cover was $20. I was oncall next day so took a coke for $5. The place is...

First time visiting here. I was staying near Coral Gables and didn't really feel like driving far so I decided to give this place a go. Parking situation is weird. You can park in their parking lot or you can park in a spot on the street. The street had...

Always try and visit Playmates when in Coral Gables. Parked in the small lot and paid the guy$10. When you enter the club, the bar is on the left... pretty ling bar with a bunch of patrons and girls hanging out. Stage with two poles is straight ahead,...

This was my first time going to this club, but heard good things. Parking was free, but paid $15 at the door. As soon as you get past security and pay your cover, you see the bar to your left going along the wall to the back. In front of...

Was visiting Miami for 5 days and wanted to go out on Monday. Checked out some local bars but everything was dead. Around midnight decided to check out Playmates which was close to my hotel.
Walking into the club see two guys walking out. They tell me it’s a fun club...

In Miami and want to try something new. Some Reviews of this place are really positive so I gave it a shot. Not sure that I will ever go back.

It's a little hard to find on some side street. Valet parking is $10. There...

So I’m in Miami for business and was staying in the Brickell area. I love going to Pompano to visit but I really didn’t want to take an Uber or Lyft that far. Plus, I rarely visit Miami clubs so I figured I’d give Playmates a try. I took a...

I visited this club on Tuesday around 5 PM. There were 15 other people there not to crowded. The place was clean and most of the people looked like they just got off work.
There were around 10 dancers, all were Cuban to my knowledge. Couple girl seemed happy couple...

High level of service, very private VIP, you might leave broke but you won't leave broken-hearted. Just like a visit here some years ago, this place seems pretty reliable in providing everything you need in a no-nonsense manner.
Squat little cement building in an industrial area, across from...

Playmates is a medium/small SC located in southwestern Miami near Coral Gables, in a mostly industrial area. There’s a “VIP” valet parking lot right in front of the SC, but it is an absolute rip off. I was quoted $20 to drive my car ten feet, I said no thanks,...

In town for the weekend so a couple of us decided to hit Playmates up since it was the closest to where we are staying. $10
Cover and ID check before you get into the club. Very small club for its location. However, it was a pleasure to see nude girls...

Much better than I expected. I came here after leaving very quickly from another club that was horrible. The cover was cheap at 10$ at night. Club is pretty small. A 20ish person lounge area on the right as you come in. Standard 3-4 person tables around a king bed...

After a work happy hour, a couple of colleagues and I decided to stop by Playmates for a little fun on a Thursday night. This was my first strip club experience since recently moving to Miami so didn't know what to expect. We got there around eight, and the place...

TL; DR: Small club with one stage and one bar; quality of the girls were not that good and were 4-6s, with maybe a few 6.5s; many girls are overweight, and a few were REALLY overweight; most were Cuban; $25 dances; $500 champagne rooms.

I went to Playmates on a Thursday...