Don't let the parking/area turn you off
My first time to this club. Honestly, all the talk about parking issues turned me off to the whole thing. For some reason, parking is my biggest pet peeve and I will choose not to go somewhere if I anticipate any kind of transportation headache. But you're not here to read my fucked up values, you're here to read about some club impressions.
I arrived at 8:45pm and those anticipated woes were unfounded. It was Sunday so I wasn't expecting a huge crowd, but I was deflated when I saw two girls chit-chatting at the bar, one barmaid, and a civilian couple at a table. Turns out this place opened at 8pm but I guess it's Miami time to get things rolling. After walking through the front, there's a long bar going the length of the space on the left with lots of plexiglass. Directly to the right are some tables and a small stage with a video background on repeat. 4:30 - 5:00 there is a bottle-style seating area, darkened and empty. Place seemed clean enough. Next to the end of the bar were VIP rooms and forward was a private dance area.
Was actually drafting a disappointing review on my phone as I neared the end of my drink when I was approached by a cute latina with super soft skin. Very minor chit chat and she asked if I wanted a dance relatively quickly. Normally I like to chill and soak in the atmosphere before I partake but after heading this far out from far south of the county and looking like the visit might be a bust, I figured what the heck. The lappie area was pretty dark but with a nice red light accent that was otherwise quite nice. Very secluded with relatively tall barriers between seats so you can expect quite a bit of privacy. Excellent dance from this young beauty, lots of friction and worked hard to keep our bits in the right place so they can feel each other. Dances are $25 per, song didn't seem like a short version at all. Got two of them and felt it was a good value. She did pitch VIP but, well, you don't buy the first car you test drive, do you?
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