Disappointed night

My wife and I have read reviews on this place and avoiding yet another trip to BTs and trying to stay local we decided to Uber to Playmates. Now let me tell you the disappointment this club had to offer on a Saturday night. Which might I add, they don’t have a curfew and according the the shot girl we had, it gets busy after 11. Before we even walk in the big man outside hassles me about my ID and not looking like my picture just because I have some facial hair and glasses now. Well after some common sense hits him I walk in with my wife and pay $10 each for the cover. Immediately you walk in and the VIP area is right in front of you. To the left is a cigarette machine and the bathrooms. There are attendants in the bathroom. As you progress you notice there is just one large stage that’s socially distanced. So not much fun having to launch money on to the stage (which isn’t even worth it with the lack of quality). The bar is directly in front of the stage and after 10 pm if you don’t buy a bottle you only get to sit there. We sat down directly in front of the vip area and to the side of the lap dance area. The lighting was too bright for our taste. I’d like to think that bit of darkness makes most of the girls look a bit better. I sat down as my wife tried to get a feel for the women at the club and as my wife put it “we’re losing sleep, for this?” We were in a no mans land and were getting no attention at all. So we buy two beers at $7 each, we change some cash and try to flaunt it and see if we can catch at least on girls attention. There was just one girl that night that had to be somewhat nice in the face but had a botched plastic surgery and that just ruined it. Out of the 9 girls there were 3/4 latinas mainly Cuban, 2 AA and a white girl. Most girls had somewhat decent bodies but didn’t have much to offer. There was a tattooed Latina that had caught my eye because her sleeve mad her stand out the most and I called her over. She had C cup bolt ons and a round natural butt, first girl all night to have a combination of butt and boob. Normally at Cheetahs and BTs the girls tend to give my wife more attention and this time it was supposed to be more for me. Mind you, we had to order another beer and a vodka Red Bull for $12 plus $175 for a bottle to get us seated out of no mans land before we could even catch her attention. So we hit it off and I’m off the the communal lap dance area. The lighting is dim and it’s very private. High booths, big enough couch and a small tray for bags and drinks. I get one dance in and she’s going well beyond what the $25 should have gotten me. She starts talking to me about how she had just been to VIP and she was not serviced if you know what I mean. So as the dance progresses she’s trying hard to sell me VIP but I knew my wife was not into any girl at the club so I was good with my one dance and that’s it’s. Songs are fairly long so that’s the one compliment I can give to the club, the DJ makes your money stretch. As I’m trying to get up she sits me back down and strips. Tells me this dance is on the house and commences to basically do me over my clothes. She offered me a preview for VIP and reached into my pants gave my guy a squeeze and apparently liked what she had to work with. She kept gliding my hand onto her and it was definitely soaked but knowing she had been to VIP I was thinking I had something on me that wasn’t just her. She was willing to find a decent girl to entertain my wife and even told me I only had to worry about the house fee $130 and that as long as I serviced her that she’d service me. A single mans dream but that’s just a recipe for disaster. I told her I was good. I paid her for the dance even if it was supposed to be on the “house” just to avoid any issues and made my way out. Sat down and explained the situation to the wife. Mind you even if I was single, her BO was a big turn off. We left the club and ordered an Uber outside. As we left she walked right by us and didn’t even look our way. It’s a small and fairly empty club and for what it’s worth, take your money somewhere else. The bottles are cheap here and the songs make your money stretch but that’s it. The girls are not worth it and the atmosphere isn’t either.