Her face haunts me still, but that ass was real & spectacular

I haven't been to this strip club in many, many years. The last time I came it was called The Ally Cat. I also took the metro rail last time I came, so I didn't have to deal with parking. Speaking of which, this time I had my truck to put somewhere. They have a lot with maybe a dozen or so spaces, and it looked like some were free but upon closer inspection the typical Miami shitty parkers had used two spots and there wasn't any I could fit into without risking those same shitty parkers dinging my doors. I considered just bailing, but on my way away I snagged a spot around the corner at a meter. It was about 6-7 or so, I wasn't charged a cover but I was patted down pretty rigorously by a not particularly friendly guy and the door girl looked like she was going to go outside and slit my tires when I initially didn't make a move to tip her. Her glare worked & she got a 5 out of me, which totally changed her demeanor.

Inside the place is pretty small. There's a central raised stage with a narrow circular walkway around it, then a table with chairs around it. You can sit at the table near the stage, but you can't really tip the girl on stage. I'm told at night there's multiple girls on stage or making their way around the runway collecting tips, similar to how tootsies does it. There were also some booths for bottle service and regular tables and chairs scattered about. It was more nicely appointed and much cleaner than I remember from years ago. It's not a super posh place, but its not super out of place for Coral Gables either.

During my visit there was just one chick on stage at a time and some pauses with no one up there. The runway around the stage was empty. But don't worry, it is Miami so they've got a tip parade. Every girl who went on stage dutifully went around to every customer to get her dollar. It wasn't as bad as some places where it's literally constant and girls who didn't dance are in your face every 30 seconds demanding propina papi. It could be worse at night when its busier though. There wasn't many dancers or customers, maybe 5-6 dancers when I got there and a dozen or so by around 8 or 9 when I left. Customer wise there was maybe 5 in there the whole time. It would have been pretty obvious if they tried that shit.