Bare Necessity Reviews

I was heading to south Dade and I was early. So I thought to stop in and spend a 1/2 hour.
This place shares a wall with a liquor store and is up against US 1.
The entrance is through a set of clear double doors. Upon entering there a...

Cliff notes: 1/10 overall, only go here if you want to see just how awful a club can get.

Stopped by Monday evening on Memorial Day weekend just after midnight with a male compatriot. Only a car or two outside. Was greeted at the door by security with a $10 cover...

I went on a Thursday, waiting to go out with some friends. To start, the place is connected to a liquor store, and I’m pretty sure there were more people in there than the club. The cover was $10, as it was about 10 pm. Once you enter the club,...

I stopped by around 5:00 on a Thursday afternoon. This place has always been hit or miss, but it has mostly been miss lately. The last time I visited there were several dancers who were probably better suited for other professions. Unfortunately being paid to put your clothes back...

arrived after 1 am and paid the cover. I don't remember how much it was but may be $10. the guy at the door was cool. I chatted with him to get some pointers about black clubs. some of his insights were off. for example, he told me that at...

Will break up this review into 4-sections:

I) Intro
II) Club Details
III) Visit Details
IV) Conclusion


I) INTRO:
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Visited Bare Necessity (BN) ~1:30 am (past midnight Saturday eve 9/4/21 Labor Day weekend). I had just left Stir Crazy (which I also reviewed) which is ~3-miles away and thought I’d stop by here to take...

I stopped in on a Wednesday night at 9pm. You can park in the lot next to the liquor store. There was no cover. They check your temperature upon entry.
The interior is kind of like a brightly lit dive bar. There is one stage to the left as you...

On this particular night I set off about 4:00 to find something interesting. My first stop was stir crazy. 6 or 7 dollar cover. ~5 dollar domestic bottle. There were ~10 girls out. 5 were locked down with regulars and the others weren't worth staying for. I get that the...

I’ve reviewed this club before so I won’t go into the layout. Nothing has changed in that respect anyway. Got here at about 10. $5 cover. 6.5 buy one get one on beer. Talent has greatly improved. Probably bolstered by the fact that it’s saturday. Good lineups of 7s anywhere....

When driving down South Dixie Highway, AKA US1 in South Miami, Bare Necessity always catches my attention. Before entering, I wonder if I will ever see a UM or FIU co-ed or MDC student dancing here. That has never been the case in my experience. On this afternoon visit, there...

Never been here before, but always heard it was a dump. But this particular Friday night, I was waiting out the traffic and thought to myself that I don't particularly mind a dump as long as it's raunchy and has girls. Walked in, spotted some scantily girl at the bar,...

I saw a recent review of this club from MochaManiac, After seeing it and being near where he mentioned, W Dixie, figured worth checking out. I drove from the north end of W Dixie south to it's end a NE 2nd Ave. I scanned carefully and saw no club. WTF???

Turns...

i decided to try here with a friend after a day on coco walk. Club is on busy street , W Dixie but barely any customers . Besides a beautiful ebony girl by the name of Grace there was nothing worth looking at. One old woman well over 50 and...

Had some free time Sunday afternoon, so I tried the club after last being there early this year. One, possibly two customers and NO DANCERS ON THE STAGE. Scraggly looking manager said to come in and he put a girl on the stage, but I knew this was...

I came back after years of bigger and better things finally coming of age and being able to get into real clubs. This place looks like more of a hangout than a "strip club". 10ish customers were lazing about, not spending too much money. As long as you buy a...

I've been to this place several times, and the title of this review says it all. What I like about it is the main stage, which isn't so much a stage as much as a long and narrow walkway surrounded by the bar and seating. This provides the opportunity...

If you want a quite club with only few customers then this is the one. It is 18+ club and no free charge. I like to spend time there. Some dancers are hot and some are average. everybody works here are friendly including the dancers, the bar attenders and the...

This is my third(?) review of this location so I won't go into the specifics of the physical location. It's a locals place. The club doesn't really get going until 1-2 usually so the club was somewhat barren tonight. Talent was, as expected, slim to desperate. The only thing that...

I've reviewed this club before so I won't go into details as to the layout or the talent level in general. Sometimes you just have to come back to where they know your name. Went last Thursday around 2am. Guy wasn't at the window so I just walked. Guy at...

TLDR: Talent hit a new low. Sad and desperate. Never coming back.

I've reviewed this club before. Once upon a time it was my dirty little secret. Once upon a time my favorite dancers and GFE attraction kept bringing me back. This was a couple years ago when it was a...

I arrived at about 1:30 pm on a Monday afternoon. There were about 5 dancers there- a couple of 6s, 8s, and one 10--Isabella. I entered for free. I paid $6 for my first beer - RIP OFF, and $4 for the second. The girls were really friendly, looked at...

This place is one of the nicer clubs I have been to in Miami. Got there kinda of early (around 9) on a Friday night and there was plenty of talent. We decided to get bottle service (and since we were early we got a table right in front of...

Stopped by this place on the way home from a Halloween party. Was pretty surprised there wasn't much going on, but maybe it was still early, only around midnight at the time. Paid a five dollar cover and headed in. I had always said I wanted to check it out...

I stopped by on my way home for a quick drink. Made sure to enter before 8:00PM ($5.00 cover charge after 8:00).
One look and I sure was glad I did not pay a cover. Only 2 girls on the floor; one of the regulars was dancing -old and...

This was my first SC visit way back when. I was too young, but if you showed the door guy some cash he would let you in with a stern look. That might have changed (or I haven't needed that service in years), but not much else has. As a...