Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

Bare Necessity Reviews

• review

  a year ago
  Depressing by normal standards, Miserable by Miami Standards

  Cliff notes: 1/10 overall, only go here if you want to see just how awful a club can get. Stopped by Monday evening on Memorial Day weekend just after midnight with a male compatriot. Only...
  kooz
• review

  2 years ago
  A quick trip that won’t happen again

  I went on a Thursday, waiting to go out with some friends. To start, the place is connected to a liquor store, and I’m pretty sure there were more people in there than the...
  Comments: 1

  last:

  2 years ago

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  Mr_O
  Chuckbo53
• review

  3 years ago
  Not a waste of time for once

  I stopped by around 5:00 on a Thursday afternoon. This place has always been hit or miss, but it has mostly been miss lately. The last time I visited there were several dancers...
  Comments: 3

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  3 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  Boss Hogg
• review

  3 years ago
  dead spot

  arrived after 1 am and paid the cover. I don't remember how much it was but may be $10. the guy at the door was cool. I chatted with him to get some pointers...
  Comments: 1

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  3 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  eyescam

  Texas
• review

  3 years ago
  Low tier club

  Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- Visited Bare Necessity (BN) ~1:30 am (past midnight Saturday eve 9/4/21 Labor Day weekend). I had just left Stir Crazy...
  Comments: 4

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  3 years ago

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  nightout247
  Papi_Chulo

  Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
• review

  4 years ago
  Wednesday night visit

  I stopped in on a Wednesday night at 9pm. You can park in the lot next to the liquor store. There was no cover. They check your temperature upon entry. The interior is kind...
  cococutie83

  South Florida
• review

  6 years ago
  Girlfriend night.

  On this particular night I set off about 4:00 to find something interesting. My first stop was stir crazy. 6 or 7 dollar cover. ~5 dollar domestic bottle. There were ~10 girls out. 5...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  6 years ago
  Improved!

  I’ve reviewed this club before so I won’t go into the layout. Nothing has changed in that respect anyway. Got here at about 10. $5 cover. 6.5 buy one get one on beer. Talent...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  7 years ago
  Dive on South Dixie Hwy

  When driving down South Dixie Highway, AKA US1 in South Miami, Bare Necessity always catches my attention. Before entering, I wonder if I will ever see a UM or FIU co-ed or MDC student...
  mikeym

  Mostly in Florida
• review

  8 years ago
  Didn't expect much, was pleasantly surprised.

  Never been here before, but always heard it was a dump. But this particular Friday night, I was waiting out the traffic and thought to myself that I don't particularly mind a dump as...
  Comments: 1

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  8 years ago

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  Papi_Chulo
  Applekid

  Florida
• review

  8 years ago
  Had to check it.

  I saw a recent review of this club from MochaManiac, After seeing it and being near where he mentioned, W Dixie, figured worth checking out. I drove from the north end of W Dixie...
  Mr_O

  Florida
• review

  8 years ago
  Wackest

  i decided to try here with a friend after a day on coco walk. Club is on busy street , W Dixie but barely any customers . Besides a beautiful ebony girl by the...
  MochaManiac
• review

  8 years ago
  Never ceases to disappoint

  Had some free time Sunday afternoon, so I tried the club after last being there early this year. One, possibly two customers and NO DANCERS ON THE STAGE. Scraggly looking manager said...
  edak94

  Florida
• review

  8 years ago
  Empty, grimy, homey

  I came back after years of bigger and better things finally coming of age and being able to get into real clubs. This place looks like more of a hangout than a "strip club"....
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  8 years ago
  Good, almost great

  I've been to this place several times, and the title of this review says it all. What I like about it is the main stage, which isn't so much a stage as much as...
  IamKeanu
• review

  8 years ago
  My best club

  If you want a quite club with only few customers then this is the one. It is 18+ club and no free charge. I like to spend time there. Some dancers are hot and...
  nothing45555

  Bucuresti
• review

  8 years ago
  Just Don't Bother

  This is my third(?) review of this location so I won't go into the specifics of the physical location. It's a locals place. The club doesn't really get going until 1-2 usually so the...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  9 years ago
  Barely any Bare Nasties

  I've reviewed this club before so I won't go into details as to the layout or the talent level in general. Sometimes you just have to come back to where they know your name....
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  9 years ago
  TLDR: Talent hit a new low....

  TLDR: Talent hit a new low. Sad and desperate. Never coming back. I've reviewed this club before. Once upon a time it was my dirty little secret. Once upon a time my favorite dancers and...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  10 years ago
  I arrived at about 1:30 pm...

  I arrived at about 1:30 pm on a Monday afternoon. There were about 5 dancers there- a couple of 6s, 8s, and one 10--Isabella. I entered for free. I paid $6 for my first...
  Bryan1234

  Florida
• review

  10 years ago
  This place is one of the...

  This place is one of the nicer clubs I have been to in Miami. Got there kinda of early (around 9) on a Friday night and there was plenty of talent. We decided to...
  Comments: 1

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  10 years ago

  by

  Clubber
  FrankieD
• review

  11 years ago
  Stopped by this place on the...

  Stopped by this place on the way home from a Halloween party. Was pretty surprised there wasn't much going on, but maybe it was still early, only around midnight at the time. Paid a...
  SilkMe

  Georgia
• review

  11 years ago
  I stopped by on my way...

  I stopped by on my way home for a quick drink. Made sure to enter before 8:00PM ($5.00 cover charge after 8:00). One look and I sure was glad I did not pay a...
  edak94

  Florida
• review

  12 years ago
  This was my first SC visit...

  This was my first SC visit way back when. I was too young, but if you showed the door guy some cash he would let you in with a stern look. That might have...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  12 years ago
  I’ve been kind of burned out...

  I’ve been kind of burned out on my regular SCs and have started to visit/explore other SC environments. Saw a recent review of the club where a reviewer talked about a natural 42DD...
  Papi_Chulo

  Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)