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Bare Necessity
9100 S Dixie Hwy Kendall, FL 33156

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  • review
    a year ago
    Depressing by normal standards, Miserable by Miami Standards
    Cliff notes: 1/10 overall, only go here if you want to see just how awful a club can get. Stopped by Monday evening on Memorial Day weekend just after midnight with a male compatriot. Only...
  • review
    2 years ago
    A quick trip that won’t happen again
    I went on a Thursday, waiting to go out with some friends. To start, the place is connected to a liquor store, and I’m pretty sure there were more people in there than the...
    Comments: 1

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    2 years ago

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    Mr_O
  • review
    2 years ago
    Not a waste of time for once
    I stopped by around 5:00 on a Thursday afternoon. This place has always been hit or miss, but it has mostly been miss lately. The last time I visited there were several dancers...
    Comments: 3

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    2 years ago

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    Papi_Chulo
  • review
    3 years ago
    dead spot
    arrived after 1 am and paid the cover. I don't remember how much it was but may be $10. the guy at the door was cool. I chatted with him to get some pointers...
    eyescam
    Texas
    Comments: 1

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    3 years ago

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    Papi_Chulo
  • review
    3 years ago
    Low tier club
    Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- Visited Bare Necessity (BN) ~1:30 am (past midnight Saturday eve 9/4/21 Labor Day weekend). I had just left Stir Crazy...
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Comments: 4

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    3 years ago

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    nightout247
  • review
    4 years ago
    Wednesday night visit
    I stopped in on a Wednesday night at 9pm. You can park in the lot next to the liquor store. There was no cover. They check your temperature upon entry. The interior is kind...
    cococutie83
    South Florida
  • review
    6 years ago
    Girlfriend night.
    On this particular night I set off about 4:00 to find something interesting. My first stop was stir crazy. 6 or 7 dollar cover. ~5 dollar domestic bottle. There were ~10 girls out. 5...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    6 years ago
    Improved!
    I’ve reviewed this club before so I won’t go into the layout. Nothing has changed in that respect anyway. Got here at about 10. $5 cover. 6.5 buy one get one on beer. Talent...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    7 years ago
    Dive on South Dixie Hwy
    When driving down South Dixie Highway, AKA US1 in South Miami, Bare Necessity always catches my attention. Before entering, I wonder if I will ever see a UM or FIU co-ed or MDC student...
    mikeym
    Mostly in Florida
  • review
    7 years ago
    Didn't expect much, was pleasantly surprised.
    Never been here before, but always heard it was a dump. But this particular Friday night, I was waiting out the traffic and thought to myself that I don't particularly mind a dump as...
    Applekid
    Florida
    Comments: 1

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    7 years ago

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    Papi_Chulo
  • review
    7 years ago
    Had to check it.
    I saw a recent review of this club from MochaManiac, After seeing it and being near where he mentioned, W Dixie, figured worth checking out. I drove from the north end of W Dixie...
    Mr_O
    Florida
  • review
    7 years ago
    Wackest
    i decided to try here with a friend after a day on coco walk. Club is on busy street , W Dixie but barely any customers . Besides a beautiful ebony girl by the...
  • review
    8 years ago
    Never ceases to disappoint
    Had some free time Sunday afternoon, so I tried the club after last being there early this year. One, possibly two customers and NO DANCERS ON THE STAGE. Scraggly looking manager said...
    edak94
    Florida
  • review
    8 years ago
    Empty, grimy, homey
    I came back after years of bigger and better things finally coming of age and being able to get into real clubs. This place looks like more of a hangout than a "strip club"....
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    8 years ago
    Good, almost great
    I've been to this place several times, and the title of this review says it all. What I like about it is the main stage, which isn't so much a stage as much as...
  • review
    8 years ago
    My best club
    If you want a quite club with only few customers then this is the one. It is 18+ club and no free charge. I like to spend time there. Some dancers are hot and...
    nothing45555
    Bucuresti
  • review
    8 years ago
    Just Don't Bother
    This is my third(?) review of this location so I won't go into the specifics of the physical location. It's a locals place. The club doesn't really get going until 1-2 usually so the...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    9 years ago
    Barely any Bare Nasties
    I've reviewed this club before so I won't go into details as to the layout or the talent level in general. Sometimes you just have to come back to where they know your name....
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    9 years ago
    TLDR: Talent hit a new low....
    TLDR: Talent hit a new low. Sad and desperate. Never coming back. I've reviewed this club before. Once upon a time it was my dirty little secret. Once upon a time my favorite dancers and...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    9 years ago
    I arrived at about 1:30 pm...
    I arrived at about 1:30 pm on a Monday afternoon. There were about 5 dancers there- a couple of 6s, 8s, and one 10--Isabella. I entered for free. I paid $6 for my first...
    Bryan1234
    Florida
  • review
    10 years ago
    This place is one of the...
    This place is one of the nicer clubs I have been to in Miami. Got there kinda of early (around 9) on a Friday night and there was plenty of talent. We decided to...
    Comments: 1

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    10 years ago

    by

    Clubber
  • review
    10 years ago
    Stopped by this place on the...
    Stopped by this place on the way home from a Halloween party. Was pretty surprised there wasn't much going on, but maybe it was still early, only around midnight at the time. Paid a...
    SilkMe
    Georgia
  • review
    11 years ago
    I stopped by on my way...
    I stopped by on my way home for a quick drink. Made sure to enter before 8:00PM ($5.00 cover charge after 8:00). One look and I sure was glad I did not pay a...
    edak94
    Florida
  • review
    11 years ago
    This was my first SC visit...
    This was my first SC visit way back when. I was too young, but if you showed the door guy some cash he would let you in with a stern look. That might have...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    11 years ago
    I’ve been kind of burned out...
    I’ve been kind of burned out on my regular SCs and have started to visit/explore other SC environments. Saw a recent review of the club where a reviewer talked about a natural 42DD...
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
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