Reviews

This club was a hard one to review, because depending on what you're going for, it can either be pretty great or a complete letdown. No admission or parking is a great start. The ladies…

Haven't reviewed this club in some time. About 10customers and maybe six dancers, none much above a 5. No real fuglies, but most were older. One I knew from years back, and she still was…

I've been to this club more times than any other place in Miami-Dade and it's by far my favorite. Even though it may not look like much, the place is a lot nicer than you'd…

I hate to give this place a bad review as I have had good experiences previously. Perhaps it was X-Mas eve. Nonetheless, I came by at 5:30PM and I guess everyone was at church…

Finally had to try this place after driving by it dozens of times. First off, it's quite small. The stage more like a catwalk, and situated within the bar. This means the dancers hustle everyone…

Hadn't stopped here in some time. Should have left it that way. Saw three customers and four dancers. My God, one black dancer had to be close to 250 pounds or more. Disgusting! Another,…

I've been to bare necessity a hand full of times. I liked it at first because it was an 18+ club and for $25 bucks I could see some ass. The bad thing is some…

I liked this place. The club is on US 1 and is easy to locate (a block south of the large Dadeland Mall). I visited twice (Friday,mid-afternoon/Sunday, just after opening at noon - neither of which…

This place is known locally as "Bare Nasties" haha and it is one of the worst strip clubs I've ever been in. Not many girls and ones that are there are fat and nasty. I…

I decided to go to the Bare Necessity after work on tuesday afternoon. I wasn't working and had nothing better to do. The room wasn't very flashy, but clean. Drinks were ok just 5-6, I…

Went to Bare Necessity after work on Monday night. Although the decor looks dated, everything was neat and clean. Gin & tonic was just $5.00. One dancer at a time is on…

Stopped by here after not being here for years and it's still very much the same as I remember it, which is good and bad. On the one hand it never really was much of…