Didn't expect much, was pleasantly surprised.

Never been here before, but always heard it was a dump. But this particular Friday night, I was waiting out the traffic and thought to myself that I don't particularly mind a dump as long as it's raunchy and has girls. Walked in, spotted some scantily girl at the bar, was escorted back, paid cover, and in I went.

The space is pretty small, about half the size of Stir Crazy, with a narrow island stage behind the bar, six fairly exposed lap dance booths, a table area that probably wouldn't get a good look at the action, and a VIP area behind the security booth. None of the talent was above an 8, but none was below a 6. But the slutty aspect was pretty decent: girls got nude without being coy or hiding and shake, shimmy, and expose the good parts with few exceptions. There were 6 ladies there and 4 customers, a pretty good balance. Bartenders were cute, friendly, and reasonably attentive.

This club might be the last bastion of the non-Cuban stripper, I was surprised that 5 of the 6 ladies were fluent in English. Does it really matter? I guess not, but it's nice to warm up before physical communication. Got a few lappies that were fairly mid-level in mileage considering how open and exposed the booths are, but I did get a little stick shift action without much coercing. Extras were offered but I didn't partake. Partly because I didn't have high hopes and didn't go with a good bank roll but also didn't help that her idea of negotiating down from a ridiculous quote was talking about how the ATM works. I'd probably go back, maybe talk up someone else I had my eye on but was spending time with someone else fairly exclusively.