Dive on South Dixie Hwy

When driving down South Dixie Highway, AKA US1 in South Miami, Bare Necessity always catches my attention. Before entering, I wonder if I will ever see a UM or FIU co-ed or MDC student dancing here. That has never been the case in my experience. On this afternoon visit, there was no fee to park and no cover. The inside of the club is a dated dive bar with a long bar.

The bartender is friendly and was quick with my beer order. I was approached by a white dancer in her 30s. She was flirty and made very nice promises if I went VIP. I did not know if it was true or SS so I considered a $25 private dance. Then I recollected my thoughts, realized she was a 6 and my horniness was just at a moderate level, finished my beer, and just left.