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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Reviews

review
published 14 yrs ago
Went in late on a Friday...
reviewed by
errickssonje

3.0

Went in late on a Friday night on my way home from the Farmingdale bars. Shouldn't have. Let's do a quick rundown:

The building itself is small and kind of sketchy looking. There was a $5…

review
published 14 yrs ago
A friend of mine convinced me...
reviewed by
desibob

6.0

A friend of mine convinced me to visit this place. Walk in after 7Pm and the place was empty. The atmosphere was okay with music a little bit loud. Not too ssedy.A few girls hanging…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Been going to this place for...
reviewed by
shotsongoal

7.3

Been going to this place for over 10 years, but been there twice in the last week. Once on a Tuesday and once on a Friday. Both get in after midnight. Friday was charged…

review
published 15 yrs ago
Stopped by Monday night. Two girls...
reviewed by
tuscl

5.0

Stopped by Monday night. Two girls - one heavy Russian and one older spanish. Set by the stage and watched the russian girl for a little whilr. Huge breasts but heavier than i like. The…

review
published 16 yrs ago
No one on stage the entire...
reviewed by
one56day

1.0

No one on stage the entire time I was there. What's up with that? I am not into old broads or Russians, so I drank my beer fast. The bartender was rude and the girls…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I was there late. Was not...
reviewed by
kay1080

9.3

I was there late. Was not crowded which was good. Girls here are usually gorgeous, there is somekind of beer place right next to it that sells mugs of beer. Awesome. I was tanked when…

review
published 16 yrs ago
I went around 5:30 on a...
reviewed by
Bolshalet

5.7

I went around 5:30 on a Sunday night and there were a half dozen people there and 4 girls dancing. Two of the girls were very hot, but both had fake boobs which while…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Came in here last time three...
reviewed by
Blomeclown

1.7

Came in here last time three years ago. Based on last review, decided to give it another shot. Mistake.
Maybe I hit it on a bad night. Maybe the last review hit an exceptional night. In…

review
published 16 yrs ago
Girls were mostly european and there...
reviewed by
trock

6.0

Girls were mostly european and there were a few good looking ones
The girls were friendly I had a good time
When you enter the building the bar is right there and you could go…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Came here on a Sunday recently...
reviewed by
zghouler

2.0

Came here on a Sunday recently after a bike ride with a buddy. It was about 5 pm and the game was on. That was IT. Us two, the bartender (decent) two dancers (5-6) and…

review
published 17 yrs ago
Stopped in here recently, small place...
reviewed by
tuscl

3.0

Stopped in here recently, small place with a cover at night, few guys sitting at the bar watching the game, hot bartender too bad she wasn't dancing, i did try to get her out there…

review
published 18 yrs ago
Recently visited and gave up a...
reviewed by
dipher

4.0

Recently visited and gave up a few singles to the dancers who were eastern eurpoean....tall blonde and brunette and another frumpy..not my cup of tea, each with deacent breasts. Had my beers and was…