Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

I used to frequent this bar...

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McChizzle
Feb 25, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

I used to frequent this bar all the time but I havent been there for a few years. I went the past 2 weekends once on a Friday and once on Saturday just to check it out. I wasn't really impressed at all. It's a little dive bar with a DJ on the weekends. The girls are either white, black or hispanic. No Russians! There were 2 really cute girls, a couple of average girls and a few that scared me. Friday night they had this Hot little Blonde chick bartending, which made the night a lot better, but they also had a nasty old woman in her 60's. On the Saturday, there were two 60 year old's bartending. I got a dance from 2 seperate girls on different nights. On friday, the girl looked cute and was kind of handsy but when she got close, she smelled like a sewer.

On saturday, This hot ass white girl gave a sick dance and let my fingers do some roaming.

It's basically a hit or miss kinda place, with a lot more misses than hits

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