Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Reviews
Submit a ReviewWent here last Thurs after watching...
Went here last Thurs after watching the game. About 2am. I was a little buzzed and this was the closest place. I came here expecting nothing and was not disappointed. Three girls, white, 30's, 4-6.…
zghouler
Oct 16, 2006, 7:31 AM
Except for the Russian accents, this...
Except for the Russian accents, this place could belong to tony Soprano. Definitely a "family" bar. Girls tend to be rude when sober, obnoxious when drunk. Some are marginally cute but the attitude blows it.…
Blomeclown
Dec 5, 2005, 4:21 AM
Bad place the gilrs are very...
Bad place the gilrs are very average. As far as LI places go there are much better. Do not waste your money on private dances save it and go to a better spot. Dark and…
tuscl
Dec 5, 2005, 4:21 AM
Was there during the week and...
Was there during the week and hooked up with one of the dancers Cindy. Not the cutest or thinest girl but we had a good time. I have been here sevweral times and find that…
uncleroy
Dec 5, 2005, 4:21 AM
Definately among the worst clubs on...
Definately among the worst clubs on Long Island, and worst in the country after this review. Older, foriegn, gothic women, take your pick. Rude waitresses, bartenders & dancers
SteveOoh
Nov 29, 2005, 3:48 AM
Years ago this used tobe a...
Years ago this used tobe a great "neighborhood type" club with flashing and frisky ladies. This has really gone downhill. Two girls ( 5's) trying to get as many singles as possible in their…
dipher
Sep 30, 2005, 6:17 AM
Went last night about 11:30. 2...
Went last night about 11:30. 2 dancers, 1 white and 1 black. decent 6-7. 6-8 customers. Place seemed dead. There was no dancing to speak of, just the one girl (dancing?) getting dollar after dollar…
zghouler
Sep 14, 2005, 2:49 AM
To sum it up, I'd say...
To sum it up, I'd say scary. I've been to quite a few clubs on LI, but this one is just skeevy. I did go at an off time, I think it was a weekend…
cecilmack
Mar 22, 2005, 3:58 AM
Came here last week with a...
Came here last week with a bunch of guys while we were working in the area.
Sometimes these smaller clubs are hidden gems because the girls are not so busy working the entire room and offer…
Lord IV
Feb 17, 2005, 11:15 AM
Definitely a dive type. Small...
Definitely a dive type. Small cover but drink required. My dancer was a foreign female very drunk very bad teeth. Lola was from Eastern Europe. The private area is very small,…
avatarew
Jan 14, 2005, 4:00 AM
Small rundown place. One stage...
Small rundown place. One stage with a small lap dance area in the back. Girls were friendly but not overly so. Had a beer and left without any dances so I can't…
jay1103
Mar 25, 2004, 9:14 PM


