Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

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PureEnergy
Jan 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

What can I say about this dump that hasn't been said already? It's a hole. Mostly older Hispanic (South American?) women; can't really call them dancers as there isn't much "dancing" going on. YOu will get accosted when u walk in; like a piece of meat to a hungry lion (lol). Lots of touchy feely in the hopes of a lap dance. the ladies will be grabbing and rubbing you like a steak getting prepared for a BBQ. As with all clubs the goal is to get you into the dance area. In this case that's a not so pvt room with 3 sofas in it. I have been offered extras here, but turned them down before inquiring about prices. If you're lookin' you can probably get some here. Choice is yours. I avoid it.

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