Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

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shotsongoal
Jan 4, 2010, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

Been going to this place for over 10 years, but been there twice in the last week. Once on a Tuesday and once on a Friday. Both get in after midnight. Friday was charged $5 cover, Tuesday was not. Best club on LI as far as "in your face" action. The girls crawl on the table right in front of you and grab dollars out of your crotch with their mouth or from your mouth with their boobs. Talent is a little thin but there is usually at least 2 girls who are hot and the others are busted. New to the Crystal is the camera in the lap dance room. Bouncer sits by the front door at the bar with a TV screen that shows the entire lap dance room. At $30 per dance it is not worth it. You are not allowed to get away with anything with the cameras. The best action is around the corner out of the bouncer view. There are about 5 seats (next to the door where the strippers hang out), that are out of bouncer view. This is where some dancers will let you lick a nipple and one of them let you lick the clit. So forget the lappers and go for the back corner out of view.

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