Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

As others have said, this is...

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Nick4996
Apr 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

As others have said, this is more of a neighborhood bar that happens to have lap dancers although you'd never go just to have a beer. No cover. A small ten seat bar is at one end of the club right by the entrance and an almost always empty stage is in the middle with another ten chairs. At the other end is a set of three couches in a mirrored alcove. Some girls are all over you when you arrive and are very 'handy'. A mix of South American, Russian and WOC. Regardless of where you go, the girls will hit you up for drinks or a dance. The lap dances are very two way and friendly -- good mileage -- at $30 a dance but if you work at it you can get twofers. Some of the girls are willing and able to chat and hold up a conversation, but not many. Some have a very poor grasp of English but a good grasp of your junk. I've had an excellent time with a WOC and a little white spinner - both NOT from S America nor Russia.

I understand there's a different sort of entertainer prior to evening but haven't ventured down that path.

Overall, a bit of a dive with SC bar prices. If you want more hands on, don't mind going for something less than a 9 and aren't looking for a show, then this is worth checking out.

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