Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Don't waste your time!

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hotfireinny
Jun 5, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday After Midnight

Passing through LI on the way out east and wanted to find a spot for a good, down and dirty lap dance. This wasn't the place. $5 cover to get into an older looking tired bar. One dancer on stage, had to be pushing 50, not in good shape, embarrassing to even look at her. $7 for a light Beer seemed quite pricey for this place. Maybe 1/2 dozen patrons in the place, all sitting at the bar facing away from the stage. Given the dancers looks, that makes sense. Around the bar were 3-4 other dancers, black and Latina, all ranging in the 2-4 area. One skinny black chick said she was a shift supervisor by day at the local Walmart and worker here at night. Very scrawny, missing many teeth, just not my style. Another drunk Latina chick, kinda dumpy, claimed she was Costa Rican. Pushed hard for me to buy drinks, of have a dance. Wouldn't take no for an answer.

The dancer on stage came over, grabbed my Johnson and asked if I wanted a dance. I said no, and then she started grinding me at the bar. Finally another black chick took the stage. Under 30, kick ass body, working the pole, really hot. I tipped her, but she went over to what must have been a regular to hang out. It was 1am and time to hit the road. No lap dance, no satisfaction, but another sc crossed off the list. Will not go back again.

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