Geriatric Strip Club

Gentlemen..and ladies,

Last Thursday I had some time off from work and figured id check out some of the clubs that I have reviewed on TUSCL (those that are open during the day). Crsytal Cafe seemed decently close so I figured id give it a try. Now maybe, just maybe this place looks a little better at night, or 12 shots of vodka deep, but I'm not sure how anyone managed to stay more than 5 minutes in this joint.

Upon entering I was greeted by my grandmother. And by that I mean a 60+ Russian obese women who looks like she just ate my grandmother. Her skinnier geriatric friend both approached me and led me to the bar. Immediately grabbing my package from outside my shorts they insisted on "showing me their skills" in the back lounge.....I was disgusted. By that time I had already ordered a beer and was conned into buying them two grandmas shots. I immediately drank my beer and walked out to "take a phone call". I hope to g-d this place is better at night....Anyway, completely disgusted I made my way over to Carousel Lounge and boy was I happy.