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Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056
Treasures Houston Reviews
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crotchrocket
Oregon
reviewed
7 years ago
finally got on base with a bunt at the ship
After swinging and missing at two previous famous H-town clubs, I hung it all on one final visit to the legendary Pirate Ship. 976 reviews most likely have this club's layout described pretty well,...
skylne
Texas
reviewed
7 years ago
seems like things are tightening up
From reviews seen on these forums, it seems like most of these girls are down to do whatever but things seem to be changing. I walked into the place around 3 in the afternoon...
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7 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
reviewed
7 years ago
unexpected peep show
It’s rare that I get to visit my favorite dens of depravity during the weekends or in the evening (on any day of the week). My personal circumstances rarely permit illicit fun on...
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ArtCollege
deltapete
Alberta
reviewed
7 years ago
roller-coaster night
I got there around 11pm, I can't remember the cover charge because my mind soon went elsewhere. When I walked in the place was packed with girls - mostly 8's or above. I thought,...
Ivandrago2008
Florida
reviewed
7 years ago
treasures
I visited Treasures on a saturday night I probably got there around midnight. There were a lot of dancers that night. I would probably say there were approx 50 to 60 dancers. There was...
Armystang
New York
reviewed
7 years ago
dancers were hot; but were just there for money
I think most folks know that this can be hit or miss. Went on a Saturday night, and the talent was pretty good. My normal suggestion is to bypass the front and go...
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
reviewed
7 years ago
great place to be ignored by gorgeous women
My experiences at Treasures have been all over the map. On the one hand, there are always some dancers here who are ready and willing to flush your pipes for you for a fee....
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Warrior15
RKMiami
reviewed
7 years ago
was a fun night with clients!
Went out with a few clients of mine. They wanted someplace that had dancers known to be fun so took them here. After a few drinks and a lot of singles, the...
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chessmaster
rickrude10
Texas
reviewed
7 years ago
pretty good time
As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by the most gorgeous blonde I've ever seen. She was easily the hottest stripper I've ever seen in Houston and was very friendly. She was...
Zxcv1234
Nevada
reviewed
7 years ago
not as good as i was expecting
It was a Wednesday and some of my coworkers from out of town came to Houston on business and they wanted to go to a Houston strip club. We were close the Galleria area...
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jimfalcon
jimfalcon
Oh.. My...
reviewed
7 years ago
bad day at the office...
Visiting treasures is a ritual for me and my friend at least once a month. We love to try places and treasures has not disappointed. There are always exceptions and that bad night. First...
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Papi_Chulo
deltapete
Alberta
reviewed
7 years ago
fun evening
Arrived at Treasures at 6pm on Wednesday: they charged $6 for entrance and highballs were $4. I know some people have had problems with Treasures but I have to say that recently I've only had...
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Scubasteve636
sexydoc
reviewed
7 years ago
not bad but seems to have worsened
It's been a couple years since I've been here, and for the most part things are the same. Girls here are pretty in the dark, but not as great once you're close up getting...
KJ702
Texas
reviewed
7 years ago
jackpot girls
I came to treasures for my 3rd time during the day around 2:00 pm. had a great time went to see a CF and oh wee it was fun. The place is packed with...
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vmaxhp
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
reviewed
7 years ago
risk & reward
Treasures is not my favorite club. Let's just get that over with now. Many of the dancers are beyond their "best before" date. Many of them are excessively pushy. I've run into some who smelled like...
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rogertex
freereviews
Illinois
reviewed
7 years ago
steady over the years
Have been going to Treasures for maybe 5-7 years now. Moved out of Houston a couple years ago and just recently had a chance to go back. I would say the talent there...
mellow116
Texas
reviewed
7 years ago
try it out.
Not my first visit. Went out of boredom. And got a few dances from one girl. Didn't stay long. I'd like to check it out again when it's busier just to see what the...
jimfalcon
Oh.. My...
reviewed
7 years ago
did not disappoint....
Me and a buddy of mine decided to try some clubs in the Houston area. We started hoping at around 9pm with about $250 to spend per person for the night. 1st stop -...
jimfalcon
Oh.. My...
reviewed
7 years ago
did not disappoint....
Me and a buddy of mine decided to try some clubs in the Houston area. We started hoping at around 9pm with about $250 to spend per person for the night. 1st stop -...
jdatnug1
Texas
reviewed
7 years ago
ehhhhhh.....
Me and a married friend decided to go out for a few drinks last weekend and were in search of a decent strip club. Both of us are relatively new to Houston (~1yr) but...
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7 years ago
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fyl
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
reviewed
7 years ago
things are looking up
Not too long ago after a particularly gruesome experience I described Treasures as the place where old strippers go to die. Recently after an unusual disappointing foray at Centerfolds I decided to drop...
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7 years ago
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Heellover
stjoe11
reviewed
7 years ago
thurs at treasures
I was in Houston on business last week. On Thursday night after dinner went to a few bars and asked the taxi driver to take me to a good topless bar, he recommended Treasures....
Jpe0406
Texas
reviewed
7 years ago
good spots in town
I have not been to this place for a couple years and it seems the same from the last time I went. The inside is a lot nicer then the outside. There is free...
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7 years ago
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Heellover
vmaxhp
Denver
reviewed
7 years ago
ymmv
The title kinda says it all. As I walk in and go through the metal detector, I see the large front room is busy, but mostly dancers, not patrons. Not a bad...
Black2323
reviewed
7 years ago
tittelilating tuesday night
My first time in the Houston area and was told to come to Treasures. I have to say it was very interesting. Walking in there is an adult store to the right...
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