Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056

Ehhhhhh.....

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jdatnug1
Jul 28, 2017, 5:18 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Me and a married friend decided to go out for a few drinks last weekend and were in search of a decent strip club. Both of us are relatively new to Houston (~1yr) but heard about Treasures before and decided to give it a go. The first thing I noticed was this was probably the darkest strip club (away from the main stage) I'd ever been in; I guess that's a good thing for "extras" (which we did not get) but it was super hard almost seeing what the girls looked like.

Drinks were overpriced, around $11 but they had a happy hour with generic alcohol around $4. Had one waitress bring us drinks then we never saw her again. It wasn't packed (we went around 7pm on a Saturday) but the service was terrible. 90% of the girls we saw were on their phone the entire 30ish minutes we were there. Within 5 minutes of sitting a girl walked up to me and asked for a dance; no name, no asking my name just if I wanted a dance which I declined.

About 10 minutes later when we were preparing to leave, 2 cuban chicks chatted us up for about a minute before asking for a dance which we also declined; at least they told us their names first. Music was pretty bad. Maybe it was too early but overall a crappy experience.

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