Reviews

The Border on a weekday afternoon. Dull might be a fair description. I stopped in on a lark, knowing that I'd likely be disappointed but hoping things might be better. My expectations were reasonable. I…

Small little club right off the Pennsylvania Ave exit. I came to see a friend who had been working here on and off for a few months. The inside is blue lighting with two stages…

Ive only once been charged a $5 cover charge on a Thursday night. Every customer gets a patdown on entry (a drunk patron tried shooting it once before). Drinks are around 4-12 bottles up to cocktails. Two…

There was one positive development since my last visit to The Border. The pussy was out. Three dancers took the stage on this Friday afternoon. And all three dropped their drawers and gave us the gynecological…

There's a policy worth following at clubs: Don't tip the ugly girls a second time unless there is an abundance of hot girls available. Define "ugly" any way you care. Just know to fold when…

I am pretty sure we area all aware that Sugar 'N' Spice is no more and has ceased to be. Its replacement, same building, updated interior, lots of TV's is quite a different experience. The…

Let's start with the positive. When I arrived there were three decent-looking dancers. All three were slim, youngish AA girls. Two of the three were built like sex athletes. Both were outstanding dancers with great…

it was a thursday at like 3in the afternoon.. the place is located right off the highway and literally one minute across the trenton makes bridge...the parking lot is big enough for all cars usually…

So I'm sitting at the bar, handing over singles and thinking ... What better ways are there to spend $20? It's a couple of six packs. That's three or four gallons of ice cream. A…

I heard that the Raven was having a nude night, totally my thing! so I arrived then instantly got cussed out for not having smaller bills( there was only one bartender working on this busy…

This place has been remodeled and looks excellent. There are new big mirrors, new TVs. New bathrooms too (although both urinals were out of order). Plenty of parking. Someone was…

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She replied:…