Cafe Cleopatra Reviews

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review
7 years ago
Club Cleo
I was back in Montreal for work. Ended up going to Cleopatra twice. Once on Sunday early evening and then Monday night. I think those 2...
Tat2lou2
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review
7 years ago
Good mileage, great experience
The place is close enough to the center of Montreal, that safety is not an issue. I slipped the bouncer a $10, as suggested by the other reviewers. While the club is full nude,...
zxczxczxc
review
7 years ago
An older club with dancers to match, but nicely low key
Cafe Cleopatra felt like the oldest club of the ones I visited in Montreal. I don't know if it actually is any older than the others, but the building both inside and out had...
schmoe31415
Whatever
review
8 years ago
Cleo's
Went there recently on a weeknight. I dont think i've ever been disappointed by cleo's before but this time i was. There were very few dancers, even if there was a healthy...
Bobbobby
Ontario
review
8 years ago
Back for a visit
Whenever I get into Montreal I swing by this place. It is hands down the best money value. I also arrived about 30 minutes before the 2 for 1 beer special ended so I...
Joey4Fun
Massachusetts
review
8 years ago
Best bang for you buck
if you are looking for a non tourist trap in MTL where your money goes a long way, this is it! I am from MTL and I do not go to any other strip clubs...
Kingal12
review
8 years ago
bang for your buck
youre not going to see any beauties here, but the drinks are cheap and once youre drunk you will have more fun here than any club in montreal, as the dancers are super friendly...
nickspa
review
8 years ago
seedy, but fun
This club is run down, but in just the right way. A little seedy, a lot of local characters, but not at all unsafe. There are all sorts of girls here, thick to thin,...
mharris
Washington
review
8 years ago
Charlie and Sindy your best choice
I visit this place many time, and finally realized that your best choice are Charlie or Sindy. Both are nice and funny, they will make you dream but don't expect more then a...
Stef_1
review
8 years ago
Good value in downtown Montreal
Entrance is just a tip (e.g., $2-3 CAD, or more if you like.) and beer is <$8 CAD (and 2-for-1 at regular times, don't recall when). Unless most Montreal clubs, Cleos offers a...
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tusmhe
California
review
8 years ago
Hey, why not?
Sometimes you just feel like you need to go to a...shall we say...less "polished" club to feel at home. Welcome to Cleo's! Pretty standard fare in terms of tipping the bouncer, do that and...
BigLal
review
8 years ago
Late Sunday visit at Cleopatra.
Went a few months ago, was looking for a club close to my hotel and since the other 2 clubs I wanted to checkout were closed I decided to go here for a beer....
horsecalledbobo
Ontario
review
8 years ago
Get what you pay for...not great
Second visit in a month...first stop was ok, literally one girl I would look at! Tatted up big time, but nice, decent looking and very friendly, and willing to be pretty generous on the...
Cdrury32
Boston
review
8 years ago
Packed, hot and fun
Stopped in last night, which was Canada Day. Jazz fest is also going on, so the place was packed. It was surprisingly warm inside. One of the dancers said that management turns ...
Kwickie
Quebec
review
8 years ago
Only Friday and Saturday! Definite!
So I went to this club on Wednesday night when I arrived in Montreal, for the f1 weekend. The women I saw in the place made it look like the bar scene out of...
kkreeac
review
8 years ago
A couple of visits to Cleopatra
I was in town for business and my hotel was a short walk from Cleopatra's so I took a couple of visits. The first was on the Tuesday evening that I arrived in...
Joey4Fun
Massachusetts
review
8 years ago
happy hour is only 30 minutes
Remembering the Happy Hour running from 3pm-3:30pm and my hotel being only a 5 minute walk from the club, I decided I could use a drink or 2.... Doorman gladly accepted my $5 without...
vmarcuse
Ontario
review
9 years ago
Uneven dancers
One of the most popular SCs in Montreal, right in downtown. A "gritty" club, not splashy, but sometimes you just feel like grit! $10 dances, very good contact, and reasonable prices on drinks. But...
rayguy
review
9 years ago
Tuesday afternoon visit
Went there around 4 pm on a Tuesday afternoon, early in April. It's dark in there, hard to see - but probably a good thing, given that many of the dancers are showing the...
spigotjones
Quebec
review
9 years ago
best time
It was my first time visiting this strip club. I brought a friend we enterd we were approached by this old bouncer gave him 5$ to enter ( per person) soon as u walk...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
9 years ago
Disappointing
Ok, it was a bit early, 9 pm. And it was Tuesday. But I sat for an hour. Only two dancers went on stage. None made rounds through the 25 or so guys who...
landshark412
Pennsylvania
review
9 years ago
I dropped by cafe cleopatra one afternoon and although ive been here before snd love this place i was a bit disappointed
I dropped by cafe cleopatra one afternoon and although ive been here before snd love this place i was a bit disappointed. For all its glory this place is hit or miss. Once my...
Bobbobby
Ontario
review
9 years ago
Disapointment Saturday night
I normally love this club, but Saturday night was a big disappointment. Cleo's is kind of a dive bar, but in a very comfortable way, that normally has very high-mileage dances for small money....
Kwickie
Quebec
review
9 years ago
Cafe Cleopatra is a classic
I went by this place in the evening, in late August 2013 I read on other sites that there were many nasty chicks, and the reviews were generally not great. I however went in with...
jojojojo876
Ontario
review
9 years ago
Nice mileage poor quality
Got there around 8:00 on a Friday eve of, first stop of the night. Typical Montreal club, few bouncers at the door, one guy sits you down and you feel obligated to tip. Noticed...
e190980
New York