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review
9 years ago
The good the bad and the ugly
Café Cleopatra is a mixed bag when it comes to clubs in Montreal. On the one hand it has some of the best and cheapest dances you will find anywhere and then on...
hotrocketmen
Washington
review
9 years ago
Nice night in Montreal
This is an interesting club. It is in a not super nice part of town and looks fairly unassuming from the outside. When you walk in you tip the doorman/bouncer and take a seat....
leshrob
New York
review
9 years ago
Depends on your expectations
My wife and I went here on a recent vacation and it was her first visit to a club. I figured Montreal was the best place for her first experience. This being our first...
threeuptop
review
9 years ago
Don't go during a shift change
We arrived around 6 or 7 and tipped the bouncer $20 to get in. We immediately felt ripped off as there were not many girls available or dancing. The few that were...
spahunt
review
9 years ago
Great value, fun dances
This place hasn't changed in years, and that's a good thing. You won't find a bunch of stuck up silicone queens like on St. Catherine Street joints here. Instead you'll find dancers of all...
Kwickie
Quebec
review
9 years ago
Really quiet on Monday, but still have a few nice looking dancer.
Didn't expect much for a Monday night visit to the place, I usually went there on the weekend. But I found a very nice indian girl dancing there on that night. I had a...
tuscl
A catch-all account
review
9 years ago
Cheap and dirty
Its a cheap and dirty place, but that.s not all bad. sure some dancers are old enough to be your mother, but the drinks are cheap and so are the dances. There are always...
jarazix
Massachusetts
review
9 years ago
Nearby club that could give a little too much experience.
Going to a Strip Club in downtown Montreal on a Wednesday afternoon, I didn't really expect much. The club wasn't packed, but it wasn't dead either. At the time, not many people...
orkah84
review
9 years ago
Nice club, with real girls
Being from Montreal Ear about that club for long but never visit it before. It's the oldest Strip club still in function in Montreal. If you want to see real girls, no barbies that's...
Stef_1
review
9 years ago
I had heard of this club...
I had heard of this club from a friend. He knows what I like and more importantly what I DON'T like! We were in Montreal and took the drive north to get a bit...
JManofFL
review
9 years ago
Was told this is one of....
Was told this is one of. 'The places to go' in mtl and understandably why. Great atmosphere smoking hot girls loved every second of it. Recommend it strongly. Went with a few friends we...
sruli17
review
9 years ago
Came in from out of town...
Came in from out of town for a bachelor party decided to check a few of the spots out. Cover was $10 bucks and led upstairs to a pretty small main room, at least...
one8seven
North Carolina
review
9 years ago
This club may not have supermodel...
This club may not have supermodel dancers, but it's the best value club in Montreal, by far. It's more of a locals club, been in the same tacky decor for 20+ years. There were...
Kwickie
Quebec
review
10 years ago
Hey guys. I had heard that...
Hey guys. I had heard that this place was a fascinating joint where interesting people hung out, but am afraid to report that it just seemed to be a run-of-the-mill Montreal-type strip club. The...
thenewguy
review
10 years ago
Cleo didn't disappoint. After visiting...
Cleo didn't disappoint. After visiting 5 or 6 downtown Montreal strip clubs, I found one that has some great mileage! I thought the others offered good mileage (full contact for 10$ dances,...
affmarketing1
Georgia
review
10 years ago
This place is old and run...
This place is old and run down but has a unique charm to it. I recommend going, only if to see if any gems are working, because this place is inexpensive and good...
Bobbobby
Ontario
review
10 years ago
Not the most beautiful girls, but...
Not the most beautiful girls, but still my favorite club in Montreal. Arrived Saturday night and there was maybe 20 customers and about 12 girls. Most of the dancers are a a bit overweight,...
Kwickie
Quebec
review
10 years ago
First time visiting on a Friday...
First time visiting on a Friday night. Thought it would be more crowded and perhaps a better selection of girls. Was fairly crowded, but not packed. There were a couple times when there was...
fla_funmeister
Miami Florida
review
10 years ago
Got here kind of late, I...
Got here kind of late, I am usually an afternoon visitor to clubs. There as no cover but I did tip the doorman $2 and he seemed OK with it. At least...
623
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review
10 years ago
I was on business in Montreal...
I was on business in Montreal for a week, and this was one of the closest clubs to my hotel so I walked there on a Monday night after drinks with my coworkers that...
TedSalmon
review
10 years ago
I went to club cleo when...
I went to club cleo when i was staying in montreal for 3 nights. Was a quick walk from the Days in downtown. I was quickly approached by a middle aged stripper, and...
seanjonn
New Brunswick
review
10 years ago
Cafe Cleopatra is a my new...
Cafe Cleopatra is a my new favorite strip club. I visited on Friday around 8, and then returned on Saturday around 10. When you first enter the club, the doorman/bouncer will ask...
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happyhat12
Illinois
review
10 years ago
Decided to travel out to here...
Decided to travel out to here from downtown based on what I had read. Was staying downtown without a car so used public transportation to get there. Cheap cover to get in, which is...
Razorbacks34
review
10 years ago
Wow...what a change. Living in Toronto you...
Wow...what a change. Living in Toronto you get spoiled as there are so many good clubs. I have gone to this club over the years...cheap $10 dances, good contact. Just went last week...
weaponx47
Ohio
review
10 years ago
So the first thing is that...
So the first thing is that if you're a straight guy is that you should stay downstairs. The bouncer told me what happens upstairs, and if you'd a straight dude, stay downstairs! It was...
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