Cafe Cleopatra
1230 St Laurent Blvd Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S5, Canada

Disapointment Saturday night

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Kwickie
Dec 27, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I normally love this club, but Saturday night was a big disappointment. Cleo's is kind of a dive bar, but in a very comfortable way, that normally has very high-mileage dances for small money. I usually go during the day, but on Saturday I arrived around 11:00pm. The place was crowded, with probably 20 girls on shift. As usual, these are not centerfold types. Most girls are a bit overweight or a bit older, but usually very friendly.

It took forever to get a drink once I sat down. In fact, one of the dancers actually called a waitress over for me eventually. Lots of girls just standing around - hardly any making the rounds of the room in order to drum up business. Finally an older lady came by and seemed friendly enough, so I bought a dance. The first bad sign was that she had a bandana that she put on my lap and had me Purel my hands. It was a total air dance, the first I've ever encountered there.

During the day, I usually got very high mileage dances, but almost every dancer there on Saturday was very low mileage. Only one gave some slight action. I'm noy sure what was going on, as I was clean, well dressed, and had plenty of money to spend.

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