Cafe Cleopatra
1230 St Laurent Blvd Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S5, Canada

Nice mileage poor quality

VIP Review
Avatar for e190980
e190980
Oct 26, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Friday Evening

Got there around 8:00 on a Friday eve of, first stop of the night. Typical Montreal club, few bouncers at the door, one guy sits you down and you feel obligated to tip. Noticed the energy of the club was pretty low, even for earlier in the evening. Pretty empty when I got there and not much better when I left at 10. Stage is a square in the middle of the club, seating on all sides.

The girls attacked pretty quickly - hadn't even ordered a drink yet. I'm not picky, but could not find one that I wanted a dance with. Would say they were largely in the 5 range. After declining ~10 dances decided to take the plunge with a tall thin Canadian girl, not the prettiest in the world, but decent. Mileage was quite good, but she had an odor and I knew that I couldn't last multiple dances. After one dance I said thank you but that's enough. This upset her so I tipped her $10 ($20 total) and left the club.

Was a short experience, but it was obvious that the dancer quality here is well behind many/all of the other Montreal clubs. Given how good the other options are, I would take my $ elsewhere.

Full review available to VIP members

Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.

300K+ reviews • Trusted community since 1998