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review
5 years ago
Special for beers during evening
Entered in on a Friday. As soon as you enter, you're expected to pay tip/ no entrance fee. Bouncer was fine with the 2 dollar tip. As soon as you sit down, you are expected...
LoveGrind-LG
Love LD
review
5 years ago
I Love Cleopatra
I haven't been to Cleopatra for a little while.I got there at about 9 PM.Had a few beers.Was there with my friend.Used to visit Cleopatra on a weekly basis about 5 years ago.It was...
Dangerboyz1976
Quebec
review
5 years ago
Geriatric Strip Club
Walked in and the bouncer said that there is no cover, you just tip him whatever you think is appropriate. I assume 5-10 dollars is normal with 20 being on the higher end....
BEasy18
DC Professional
review
6 years ago
Relax Club
I visited cafe cleopatra on a thursday around 7PM. Tipped the doorman on the way in and ordered a drink. The place was mostly full of what seemed like regulars. I...
pookkoop
review
6 years ago
Kinda sad
Walked in at 6pm. I see what other reviewers mean by older dancers. Only 7-8 entertainers and only 1 was fit. These rest were either old or just plain big or both. I walked in,...
bradsav
review
6 years ago
Went on an off-night, during spring break -- nevertheless had fun
Went on a Thursday night, which happened to be during spring break, so it was a little slow (club was relatively empty). Nevertheless, the atmosphere was cozy, and the girls were nice -- not...
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alan785
review
6 years ago
Good value and dancers, but skeezy
Friends brought me for my birthday as I had never been to a strip club before (so I don't have much to compare to) and overall I had a great time. We paid the...
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lassie2
review
6 years ago
Now this is more like it
(Copy and paste of my review accidentally posted under the Cleopatra in Bulgaria. Anybody know if there's a way to remove a review? I emailed TUSCL but haven't heard back) After a disappointing...
SFguy
California
review
6 years ago
Seemed like an interesting place to visit
I was in Montreal for one night and didn't have much else to do, so I stopped by Cafe Cleopatra. It was my first visit to a Canadian strip club. It was a...
arvinda
Illinois
review
6 years ago
Cafe Cleopatra on a public holiday afternoon
I was visiting Montreal for work and the only spare time I had was a Monday afternoon. This happened to be a public holiday so I figured the club may be a bit busier...
maanderson
England
review
6 years ago
An institution
I’ve visited multiple times over the last three days. The dancers here have actually gotten better over the last year or so. It used to be almost all older and...
Kwickie
Quebec
review
7 years ago
Local club with mainly older dancers in the afternoon.
I visited this club on a Tuesday afternoon. It's located just outside Montreal Chinatown, a short walk from Old Montreal. When I visited, there was no cover but you have to tip the bouncer...
Elllmo
North Brabant
review
7 years ago
Grand Prix Weekend
Came in during Grand Prix Weekend, which is a big weekend for Montreal so all the clubs were generally busy with patrons and well stocked with dancers. Coming from America, Canadian strip clubs are...
Dudua122
Virginia
review
7 years ago
Why Such The High Rating?
Was in Montreal for work and decided to venture out and go try places I have never been to before. This was one of the higher rated clubs with still the legendary 10...
shyguy2323
Here and there
review
7 years ago
Someone Ruined The Party
This was a Friday.I am from Montreal but had not been to Cleopatra for about 6 months.Nothing has changed there.I was there at about 11 pm.By 11:25 I had two drinks and this Blonde...
Jordanput
Ontario
review
7 years ago
Old Club Charm Doesn't Quite Cut It
I was back in Montreal for a while and visited several clubs. One of these was Cafe Cleopatra. It's the furthest from the center of downtown where I was staying, but was still walkable...
schmoe31415
Whatever
review
7 years ago
Great Dances, Dancers Could Be Better
SO went to this place with a crew of guys on a friday night after the casino. The place is on the dirty strip club vibes side of things, its not classy to...
JJMB
Tennessee
review
7 years ago
1st time at cafe cleopatra
Was in montreal on a business trip. Heard a bit regarding this interesting club so I decided what the hell and check it out. It's a bit away from the downtown area, but still...
JAYSON4646
Texas
review
7 years ago
Acceptable
I came in late on a tuesday night, gave 2 $ to the doorman and i was in.I recognise the waitress cauze i danced her like a week before on a day shift....
Tarzoon
Quebec
review
7 years ago
Highest mileage, if you choose right
I visit this club every time I’m in Montreal. It’s a dive, but in a good way. The furnishings are the same as they’ve been since the 80’s, drinks are average, but what...
Kwickie
Quebec
review
7 years ago
Wow....!
Maybe because a Sunday night but holy cow! Arrived around 9:30 and stayed until 11, thankfully I had beer as my companion. All but two peelers were on the very heavy side! One was very...
ThorForklift
Dark Times
review
7 years ago
$10 VIP Dances!
First time at this club and was thrown back to the days of old. Dark musty club, doorman requires a tip, gave him 5 and sit anywhere I’d like. Not many girls when I...
ThorForklift
Dark Times
review
7 years ago
Another disappointment
This place used to be great. Now I think it is on the decline. I used to get high mileage dances for $10 here, but now all I can seem to get...
Bobbobby
Ontario
review
7 years ago
Worth a visit.
In Montreal for a couple of days so I decided to visit Cleo's on a Wednesday night. Got there around 9pm and it was just starting to get busy. Maria was the first dancer...
spanky20
Oklahoma
review
7 years ago
Not bad, good value
This was my first time at a strip club in Montreal. Cafe Cleopatra was on a busy street in the heart of downtown. Parking is an enormous problem. The second night...
emjay
Kansas