Reviews

While the eye candy is not always the best, there is often that rare gem to grace this place.
By far the greatest attraction to this place are the lap dances (in the booths).
The best grinding…

Cleopatre has a funny hold on me. I must admit that the ladies here aren't the greatest - on;t get me wrong there are a couple of young attractive dancers - and they know it.…

Skanky, dirty, hole-in-the-wall club. A fat girl sat on my friend's lap and wouldn't get up (didn't speak English - didn't understand 'no'). But, found a couple gems, and for…

Made my winter trip thru the great white north. Visited Cleo on a thurs during the day. For all you that are not familiar it is a pretty dark club, girls range from 4-7 with…

Returned to Cleopatre after 6 months. Saw Roxanne again. She is a no-hurry, excellent dancer in the cabins. Never tries to rip-off, always easygoing. What a great body, full contact.…

As with the previous reviews, YMMV. This club is one of the skankiest looking in Montreal with some very unattractive dancers. I managed to find to who were 6-7 range and got dances.…

On a weekend night the girls were absolutely HORRIBLE (1-4's). I can deal with a few 7-9's and a bunch of less attractive girls but this was not the case! It was "pretty" bad (pun…

After 13 years I finally made it back to canada. I was pleasantly suprised to find that the rules have changed since I last visited. Had some great full contact dances.…

Finally made it to Cafe Cleo. I went in the afternoon. It is very dark with maybe 15 dancers. I would say there was only 1 girt above a 6 and her…

The rule of thirds. 1/3 nasty, 1/3 OK, and 1/3 fairly hot. Most only spoke French, a few spoke English. Mostly white, but one asian and one lady of color. The…

The women are ok at best but it's a fun place, good lap dances that is the only good thing about the place.
The place looks like a pit hole.
But everyone is nice.
The dj…

Came in during Grand Prix Weekend. Coming from America, Canadian strip clubs are great. You pay a small “cover” (you pay the doorman to take you to an open seat) and aren’t expected to tip…