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1230 St Laurent Blvd Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S5, Canada

Ok vibe, but needs steady rotation at Egyptian goddess

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0ddJob69
Aug 9, 2023, 12:36 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Visited the Egyptian goddess. Showing her age. Followed some college age crowd in who aren’t familiar with the doorman shake down. Cover is free with caveat. You must tip the doorman. $4 might do it, I gave him $5 and got no dirty looks like the group in front of me that kept using the ante $1 at a time until the glare from doorman went away. Square stage middle right with seating all the way round. Few $10 loppers to left and also behind right as you come in. A couple more secluded in behind corner where the two walls meet on you right side as walking in. Bar back left corner with some games. Where most of the non-busy ladies hung out. Attractive AA spinner on stage when I walked in. Two other clear spinners also spotted. 3 more borderline BBW but ok size, 4 others somewhere between that sliding scale. Dancers would do one to two songs, disappear for song or two and maybe come back for third nude, some didn’t come back. 2-3 song break between ladies on stage, never a constant flow. Plenty of lappers though. That secluded corner it was pretty obvious some extra was happening, but just enough to call it extra. Some obvious stick shifting and hand massage, but nothing to get excited about. Drink was $7, bathroom not visited. Not sure if all booths had them, some booths had curtains, but only saw one person use them and they were see through and in the middle so really didn’t hide anything. In one hour, despite tipping 2 ladies $5 while on stage, I never got approached except by one older lady who was nice, but not what I was looking for on this night. Total damage $22 for an hour of eye candy. Using was a mix of various generations and DJ did good playing to crowd. Songs were kept to about 3.5-4, usually cut in good spot so not too awkward listening. Nice dive feel, ladies range varies by eye of beholder. Cheap night out, might be a good spot if you don’t mind the dead spots between ladies. If they had a steady rotation on stage and some women would do a better job circulating it would be much better. One of the spinners didn’t make a dime while I was there and honestly I would have been all over her if she got off her ass and phone instead of sitting with back to customers between sets. The other spinner I wanted to spend time with, but she was at least 15 songs into lap dance and counting. Some nights are not meant to be but more money to head out with tonight before leaving on the weekend. Overall average, not bad, not great either on all accounts.

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