Cafe Cleopatra
1230 St Laurent Blvd
Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S5, Canada
Reviews
Submit a ReviewTime machine!
If you feel like stepping into a time machine and going back at least 40 years, this is the spot. The lighting, furniture, and décor look like they haven’t changed in decades, and the place…
Bigrob1
Aug 10, 2025, 10:30 PM
It was close by
I had the opportunity to walk here from downtown, not too far from my hotel. Signage is very noticeable, can't miss it.
I made two trips here this night. I arrived early, about 7pm.…
Loneli
Jul 17, 2025, 6:50 AM
Possibly the best value on the East Coast
On some level, Montreal's downtown clubs tend to follow a certain formula that sets them apart from clubs in the states. Cleopatra's definitely had that Montreal feel, but it differed in a couple of…
blahblahblahs
May 10, 2025, 10:46 AM
Cleo’s
Last visited Cleo several years back and much say it has fallen on hard times.
For the newbies especially those visiting from the states, the location and the ambience will feel a bit weird, less…
2 commentslast: 6 mos ago(Ak121212)
Ak121212
Jan 30, 2025, 2:52 AM
Fun but rather tame night.
Finally getting around to writing this review after visiting a few months ago. Cleopatra is just outside Chinatown in Montreal. A safe area and a busy street with tourists, etc.
Apparently this place has been…
Bobloblaw16
Jan 15, 2025, 8:11 PM
Decent night at Cleo's
Cleo's is an institution in Montreal. Visiting for my annual trip to Montreal, and always hit up Cleopatras. They open much later in the afternoon than they used to, and I usually try to hit…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(jarazix)
jarazix
Nov 1, 2024, 1:59 PM
Iconic club on hard times
The iconic Cleopatra's has clearly fallen on hard times. If you didn't know what this place was like before COVID, maybe you could go in there and enjoy two for one happy hour…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(BuckMcNutter)
AndyAndy1
Aug 22, 2024, 10:11 PM
Very good grinding value proposition but with many a dancer past her prime
Go to this place after a ton of poker at Casino Montreal and winning big. My group wanted to go back to the hotel, but as this was a short visit, we reasoned we…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(LoveGrind-LG)
chiefwiggum
Jul 30, 2024, 11:13 PM
First night during a three-day weekend
It’s been a while since I visited a club, but thankfully some things never change. Ten dollar private dances where you can touch everything but the kitty should be the world-wide standard.
The room was dimly…
conduit7
May 25, 2024, 4:27 PM
Classic Montreal Club
Visited late on a Saturday night. No cover charge and doorman explains how the club works and takes you to a seat if you want. It's a cash only club so you won't be running…
peipete
Jan 15, 2024, 5:36 AM
Good value has me returning often
I've visited Cafe Cleopatra a few times now mainly on weekend nights but once on a weekday evening as well a few months back. The other reviews are correct, it's pretty run down, doesn't have…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Nobodygtyu)
Nobodygtyu
Sep 28, 2023, 1:43 AM
Ok vibe, but needs steady rotation at Egyptian goddess
Visited the Egyptian goddess. Showing her age. Followed some college age crowd in who aren’t familiar with the doorman shake down. Cover is free with caveat. You must tip the doorman. $4 might do…
0ddJob69
Aug 9, 2023, 12:36 PM
Oldie but a goodie
Last month, I stopped by Cleopatra due to the listed $10 dances. They were one of the few I’ve found that still offer $10 dances. Dances are full contact, lots of touching and are given…
UrBoy
Aug 4, 2023, 3:55 PM
Cafe Cleopatra worth the visit
I was in Montreal for a week-long conference and my hotel was right around the corner from Cafe Cleopatra, so I dropped in on a Thursday night around 11 pm. The place doesn't look…
gregorovich6
Jun 16, 2023, 2:38 AM
Cafe Cleo definitely isn't flashy!
Was in Montreal visiting so decided to check out a stripclub and Cafe Cleo was closest to my hotel. At the entrance, the doorman was very friendly and explained clearly that there was no…
h4rd0n
May 27, 2023, 3:24 AM
Saturday Night Visit after a long absence
I been wanting to check this place out. Been a long time since I went, the latest reports are most of the old girls are gone (it is about time, they been there for too…
Cloud500
Jul 3, 2022, 2:28 PM
Girls about as hot as Miss Cleo
Montreal, QC. Tuesday night. 3rd stop on a Montreal strip club run. It may have been a random tuesday but the streets were packed some kind of street festivul right outside a concert a couple…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Muddy
Jun 19, 2022, 12:55 PM
Cold drinks, warm staff, affordable dances. Who cares if it's a little faded around the edges?
Stopped in after a show to see what was what, having read the history of the venue and being curious what such a venerable old haunt would look like inside. The answer: A vintage temple…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(bonerland)
Omnibynight
Jun 9, 2022, 3:18 PM
A pass on going in the weekday afternoons, unless you're looking for more than a dance.
It's been a while since I've been to strip clubs in Canada, given the year+ travel ban against Americans, but I decided to have a good ole trip.
The strippers available at Cleo's have always been…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(DanceOnMe-LDK)
pimpslide
Jan 28, 2022, 12:56 AM
First Post Covid Visit
I used to visit Cleopatra alot .
This was my 1st Post Covid-19 visit to Cleopatra.
I tipped the bouncer $5 and showed him my Proof of Vaccine accompanied by a Piece of ID.
No more dances in…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Tdot80)
Tdot80
Nov 17, 2021, 5:11 AM
Stripper Graveyard
Everyone needs to experience this place at least once. Before I went I read a review that said something along the lines of "this is where stripper careers go to die" and I was sold.
I…
jackal2000
Oct 9, 2021, 4:01 PM
An overdue review
A review long overdue.
I visited around 11 PM on a Wednesday or Thursday, I forget exactly which. It was a while ago, when you could still travel to Montreal from the US. I was there…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
ExTx
Sep 5, 2020, 9:21 PM
Not Epic
I wanted to check out this club because I thought it had a cool name. It’s in downtown Montreal, so I made the short trek from my hotel on foot with visions of glamour á…
doctorevil
Mar 16, 2020, 9:58 AM
I love Cleopatra
I was in Montreal for work and decided to visit Cleopatra on a Tuesday night.
The last time I was in Cleopatra was in 2016.
The Club is still the same in terms of infrastructure.No major renos.
It…
Tdot80
Jan 29, 2020, 10:04 PM
Fun time overall
Back again for another early evening. Even though last time it was kind of dead, I was hoping to run into Cyber again. I tipped the doorman and paid for my 7 dollar beer. I…
jj14
Dec 9, 2019, 4:58 AM

