Cafe Cleopatra Reviews

Wow...what a change.

Living in Toronto you get spoiled as there are so many good clubs. I have gone to this club over the years...cheap $10 dances, good contact. Just went last week and wow what a change. Typically there were 5 girls working and none better than...

So the first thing is that if you're a straight guy is that you should stay downstairs. The bouncer told me what happens upstairs, and if you'd a straight dude, stay downstairs!

It was about average for a strip club. It was fairly well lit with a number of...

It had been a very long time since my last visit to Café Cleopatra....Nothing much has changed....The doorman is different but the Montreal way of tipping to gain entry is still in place....Slipped him a fiver and he told me to go on in.....Sat down close to the stage to...

I went to Club Cleo on the Monday night before Canada Day & also during the Jazz Fest - about 2 blocks away. But still it seemed to only be regulars. The girls there are hardly girls, none seemed to be under 30. Quite a few a heavy or unattractive....

I was pretty excited when I read that this was one of the top strip clubs in Montreal. I was reading about how hot the dancers are at this club and the quality of the lap dances. This is a first lesson in don't believe everything you read....

I always hit this club when I am in DT Montreal. Over the past few years, I have had plenty of success. The last 2 visits have been hit and miss. As usual I always tip the bouncer $5 then head straight to the bar to...

The neighborhood is clearly not the greatest part of Montreal and the first impression at the club not good. There is no entrance fee per say, but some sort of a bouncer is asking for his tip despite giving no real service. Hopefully, 5$ is enough.

The club is not well...

The girls are mostly natural with some well into their thirties and even forties. No problem though as there are plenty of 20-something dancers too. Many nationalities represented here, which is very cool. Not a lot of fake boobs either, which makes it even better. If...

There is an Asian girl - Cambodian/Thai mix - who is excellent. Her name is Melinda. She is 5'3" about 105. She has a beautiful face. Her skin is a beautiful smooth darkish tan. She has a beautiful ass. Small breast but really nice nipples. Piercings on her lip and...

I was taken to this club by a local client. Most of my strip club experience in Montreal has been limited to St Catherines street. Although the quality of the dancers vary greatly, Cafe Cleopatra is a place that you have to experience to understand. Most of the...

I went in the afternoon to this place, 2 solar tip to the doorman and went to seat, I ordered a beer and received 2 bottles, I guess it was happy hour.some of the dancers approachd me,a lot of them not a young as dancers in ather places. After one...

My faith in this place has been restored. Had a not so great time during the Grand Prix, but this was much better.
It was very cold out and the crowd was small. As I walked in, I realized that I didn't have any coins. Dropped the doorman a $5...

This continues to be my favorite club in Montreal, not because of the beauty of the dancers, but because it's friendly and the dances are hot (for the most part). Yes, some of the dancers are overweight, and many are older, but man, do they know how to give a...

As noted its a locals bar.
But the talent while dated has a few bright lights.
And is well worth the tip to the doorman.
The bartender was very freindly
Most of them speak fairly good english.
With the exception of a few
I can only imagine that the dancers get better at night or...

This is usually my "go to" club when in Montreal. I stopped in last week, but it was kind of early and on a Tuesday night. Tipped the bouncer a $5 bill and he let me stroll right in. Found a seat at the bar and they...

This was my first Montreal strip club visit and I don't think I'll be able to go back to air dances in the US again. I've never had my hands all over so many sexy ladies in one evening. Amazing! All right, dances were $10 a song...

This has to be the best club on the island of montreal. I been to other clubs in the downtown area-generally boring because all I really got were air dances. Dances here are still 10$ only, and even though the girls keep their thong bikinis on (I danced 5 or...

Decided to check this out based on all great reviews I have seen, arrived, no body was at door, walked in. then an older long haired man in tuxedo ran in to ask me for a tip?/ for what??? i gave him $2 and he said "thats not...

I was in Canada on holiday and came to visit my friend in Montreal. He took me to this club. Entry was $3 and the bouncer asked for tip, we paid him $2. As we entered there was a big stage in the middle with seating all the way around....

Visited on a recent Thursday evening around 9pm. No cover, just a tip to the doorman. Sat at the rail, ordered a beer and was served two (happy hour!). Quality of the girls varied wildly. About half were really unattractive - fat, ugly or both. The other half were passable...

This review covers two trips on a Monday and Tuesday evening. I had no issues finding the place. I think the cover was $3 bucks to the bouncer and he wanted a tip so just gave him a $5 bill. He said I could go sit anywhere....

ROB alert. Visited right before the Grand Prix of Canada. Smoking hot girl Mille, great body, brunette, french (pronounced Mil-A). Got a few very nice dances from her before she had to go on stage. Upon returning, asked if I wanted half an hour for $120 (she said a discount...

I think it's safe to say this is more of a local spot...girls look like they've had a little more mileage on them, the facility doesn't feel as clean, and the crowd is a little creepier than some of the more touristy spots in the city. Yet, I thought...

First time to Cleopatra, this past weekend.
Avoided the club previously due to poor dancer quality (as per previous posts).
Decided to try the place.
Well, dancer quality is indeed poor - some older (40's, even 50's - which is kind of sad), some younger but obese... I sat for a while,...

I've been here many times since 2008 or so. It's kind of a seedy place, and honestly the girls are not that attractive, save for the occasional superhottie. However, at 10$ a dance and a 2$ cover, and probably the most liberal dances in downtown Montreal, I still enjoy myself...