Reviews

Ok, it was a bit early, 9 pm. And it was Tuesday. But I sat for an hour. Only two dancers went on stage. None made rounds through the 25 or so guys who were…

I dropped by cafe cleopatra one afternoon and although ive been here before snd love this place i was a bit disappointed. For all its glory this place is hit or miss. Once my eyes…

I normally love this club, but Saturday night was a big disappointment. Cleo's is kind of a dive bar, but in a very comfortable way, that normally has very high-mileage dances for small money. I…

I went by this place in the evening, in late August 2013 I read on other sites that there were many nasty chicks, and the reviews were generally not great. I however went in with an…

Got there around 8:00 on a Friday eve of, first stop of the night. Typical Montreal club, few bouncers at the door, one guy sits you down and you feel obligated to tip. Noticed the…

This is an interesting club. It is in a not super nice part of town and looks fairly unassuming from the outside. When you walk in you tip the doorman/bouncer and take a seat.…

Café Cleopatra is a mixed bag when it comes to clubs in Montreal. On the one hand it has some of the best and cheapest dances you will find anywhere and then on the…

My wife and I went here on a recent vacation and it was her first visit to a club. I figured Montreal was the best place for her first experience. This being our first time…

We arrived around 6 or 7 and tipped the bouncer $20 to get in. We immediately felt ripped off as there were not many girls available or dancing. The few that were around…

This place hasn't changed in years, and that's a good thing. You won't find a bunch of stuck up silicone queens like on St. Catherine Street joints here. Instead you'll find dancers of all ages…

Didn't expect much for a Monday night visit to the place, I usually went there on the weekend. But I found a very nice indian girl dancing there on that night. I had a few…

Its a cheap and dirty place, but that.s not all bad. sure some dancers are old enough to be your mother, but the drinks are cheap and so are the dances. There are always a…

Going to a Strip Club in downtown Montreal on a Wednesday afternoon, I didn't really expect much. The club wasn't packed, but it wasn't dead either. At the time, not many people paid…

Being from Montreal Ear about that club for long but never visit it before. It's the oldest Strip club still in function in Montreal. If you want to see real girls, no barbies that's the…

I had heard of this club from a friend. He knows what I like and more importantly what I DON'T like! We were in Montreal and took the drive north to get a bit loose.…

Was told this is one of. 'The places to go' in mtl and understandably why. Great atmosphere smoking hot girls loved every second of it. Recommend it strongly. Went with a few friends we all…

Came in from out of town for a bachelor party decided to check a few of the spots out. Cover was $10 bucks and led upstairs to a pretty small main room, at least from…

This club may not have supermodel dancers, but it's the best value club in Montreal, by far. It's more of a locals club, been in the same tacky decor for 20+ years. There were around…

Hey guys. I had heard that this place was a fascinating joint where interesting people hung out, but am afraid to report that it just seemed to be a run-of-the-mill Montreal-type strip club. The ladies…

Cleo didn't disappoint. After visiting 5 or 6 downtown Montreal strip clubs, I found one that has some great mileage! I thought the others offered good mileage (full contact for 10$ dances, but…

This place is old and run down but has a unique charm to it. I recommend going, only if to see if any gems are working, because this place is inexpensive and good mileage…

Not the most beautiful girls, but still my favorite club in Montreal. Arrived Saturday night and there was maybe 20 customers and about 12 girls. Most of the dancers are a a bit overweight, but…

First time visiting on a Friday night. Thought it would be more crowded and perhaps a better selection of girls. Was fairly crowded, but not packed. There were a couple times when there was a…

Got here kind of late, I am usually an afternoon visitor to clubs. There as no cover but I did tip the doorman $2 and he seemed OK with it. At least he…

I was on business in Montreal for a week, and this was one of the closest clubs to my hotel so I walked there on a Monday night after drinks with my coworkers that night. There…