Cafe Cleopatra Reviews

I have been coming to this club for years and it can certainly be a hit or miss place, but have found that it is currently on the upswing.

Went in about 9PM on a Tuesday night, weather outside was lousy, but inside it was perfect. Now this...

This is by far my single favourite club in Montreal. Cover is a $3 tip to the doorman, there is no forced coat check, drinks are reasonably priced ($7 for import beer) and the staff are actually friendly. The variety of the girls you will see here is enormous, ranging...

I was not expecting a lot, showing up on a Sunday evening right about midnight, but I was pleasantly surprised at the number and quality of dancers. There were quite a fer dancers and they were mostly quite pretty. Some ranged up to an 8. Not a lot of heavy...

Walked into this club and the bouncer just asked to be tipped to get in. No cover charge. The price of the drinks is quite reasonable and lap dances are $10. Unlike the stages in the US, there isn't much tipping by the stage. The bad part about this club...

A bit away from the Downtown's main drag, this club is about a block from Chinatown. Cover is sort of odd here as there is no official amount and just a doorman with a hand out for a donation. I gave a toonie and proceeded; my buddy only had USD...

This place is by far my favorite strip club in Montreal. I went up there during college break with some other college buddies. We had a blast and couldn't stop going to Cleopatra. Dances at $10 can't be beat. The quality is great too. You can really get some good...

That's an average club.
I was just traveling to montreal and decided to take a look at the strip clubs.
I expected more than what I saw.
A good choice for a boring evening but not the best choice of all.
Drinks are awesome but girls are a bit disturbing. I like to approach...

I always love this club! Lota of friendly girls! My favorite is slim vanessa! If you know how to treat her good she is a sweetheart! She is 25 and has lots of energy! She is always treating me with lots of respect! And is making jokes! So different from...

I've been to this bar a few times. Never have been impressed with it. It's a dump, a strip club from the era with tailfins on cars and it doesn't seem to be updated much. Older dancers, a couple younger ones. The vip booths are not...

This was my first trip to Montreal. I was in town for some business meetings and decided to give the club scene a try. My initial impression of the outside of the building is that is was a bit of a dive, but I was already there so...

This is a follow up from an earlier review. Stopped by late on a Thursday evening and stayed until almost closing.
Dancer selection was better than my earlier visit. Saw Vanessa again. She had already forgotten me just a week later. No big deal, as I wanted to try others.
Ended...

I recently attended a buddy's bachelor party last week in Montreal so we decided to hit up some of the strip clubs in the area. We were walking back to our hotel from Old Montreal when we came across Club Cleopatra. Our group of 6 gave the doorman $20 and...

Showed up about 7:30pm. Tipped the door guy $3. He seemed happy about that.
Turns out that the day shift was still there. They were scary. Most were overweight or old. There was one or two that were passable, but nothing stunning. Thankfully about 8pm, the night shift started showing...

I was visiting Montreal and read various reviews about this place. I figured I would try it out. I knew going in that the girls might not be the hottest, but was expecting decent mileage.

1st visit: I walking by and did a afternoon visit. The doorman...

First of three clubs this evening (Gentlemen's Choice and Kama Sutra as well). This club ranked in the middle. On the one hand, you can't argue with $10 lap dances. Contact was generous one way (no kitty) with medium grindage. Had four dances with Cynthia (or...

Can't go wrong for $10/song. All dancers are hott!!Classy place,... bouncer asked for tip, but that was ok. Cleopatra is known for it's cheap full contact lapdances. Offering an unbeatable value and great selection of girls. Lapdances are in closet like rooms with cage like doors. Club does get extremely...

This place is a classic and truly bizarre. There are all sorts, from overweight, to old, to very sexy. It is sort of a place that celebrates all forms of sexuality.

The drinks and cover are worthwhile. The lighting is low. There are private dances in very...

I've been going to this Club for 5 years now and this is by far the best strip club in Montreal.. a must go for everybody!!! Just $2 cover charge, $6 beer, $10 for full contact private dance. Best lap dances in Montreal. Get the right girl you suck tits,...

Visited this place for a second time, Ok club, nice show and you feel comfortable even though place is old. the club has a friendly atmosphere unlike most clubs in Montreal. Dancers are of a wide variety of physic, age and personality.
Remember that sc are just fantasy so do...

So I decided to check this place on my way back from Quebec City. I was a little apprehensive since it was a Monday and my biggest fears came true. The place had maybe 6-8 dancers working the evening shift. Most of them were below average. The place itself needs...

My first visit to Montreal so I was excited to hit the SCs because I heard so many good things about them. Disappointed doesn't even come close to what I was expecting. Made it to 3 SCs over two nights Cafe Cleopatra was the first. Not in the best area...

I tried this place but it seemed somehow dead. Saw about 9 gals working among 20 patrons. I got several private dances but the ones I got were somewhat tame. I was able to peek at a couple of other gals and they seemed to have better mileage so maybe...

Packed night. Too many people made it unpleasant, long waiting lines, no where to sit and you never get the girl you want. I would go for the show but since i had no where to sit i left early. Other more expensive bars could cost more...

Made two visits on a Saturday to my favorite Montreal hangout, Cleos. The Cafe Cleopatra is located along the former red light of Boulevard St. Laurent, and is a the lone holdout against the pending gentrification of the boulevard. Long gone from the Cleo's side of the street are Montreal...

I've been to a number of clubs in Montreal, and this is my favourite by far. I would definitely recommend it because there is a variety of dancers -- not just the spray-tan fake boobs genre that seems to be at Chez Paree and Super Sexe -- they're friendly...