Reviews

Maybe because a Sunday night but holy cow! Arrived around 9:30 and stayed until 11, thankfully I had beer as my companion. All but two peelers were on the very heavy side! One was very skinny…

First time at this club and was thrown back to the days of old. Dark musty club, doorman requires a tip, gave him 5 and sit anywhere I’d like. Not many girls when I first…

This place used to be great. Now I think it is on the decline. I used to get high mileage dances for $10 here, but now all I can seem to get is…

In Montreal for a couple of days so I decided to visit Cleo's on a Wednesday night. Got there around 9pm and it was just starting to get busy. Maria was the first dancer to…

This was my first time at a strip club in Montreal. Cafe Cleopatra was on a busy street in the heart of downtown. Parking is an enormous problem. The second night I…

I was back in Montreal for work. Ended up going to Cleopatra twice. Once on Sunday early evening and then Monday night. I think those 2 visits…

The place is close enough to the center of Montreal, that safety is not an issue. I slipped the bouncer a $10, as suggested by the other reviewers. While the club is full nude, the…

Cafe Cleopatra felt like the oldest club of the ones I visited in Montreal. I don't know if it actually is any older than the others, but the building both inside and out had that…

Went there recently on a weeknight. I dont think i've ever been disappointed by cleo's before but this time i was. There were very few dancers, even if there was a healthy number…

Whenever I get into Montreal I swing by this place. It is hands down the best money value. I also arrived about 30 minutes before the 2 for 1 beer special ended so I was…

if you are looking for a non tourist trap in MTL where your money goes a long way, this is it! I am from MTL and I do not go to any other strip clubs anymore. Girls…

youre not going to see any beauties here, but the drinks are cheap and once youre drunk you will have more fun here than any club in montreal, as the dancers are super friendly and…

This club is run down, but in just the right way. A little seedy, a lot of local characters, but not at all unsafe. There are all sorts of girls here, thick to thin, from…

I visit this place many time, and finally realized that your best choice are Charlie or Sindy. Both are nice and funny, they will make you dream but don't expect more then a good…

Entrance is just a tip (e.g., $2-3 CAD, or more if you like.) and beer is <$8 CAD (and 2-for-1 at regular times, don't recall when). Unless most Montreal clubs, Cleos offers a wide…

Sometimes you just feel like you need to go to a...shall we say...less "polished" club to feel at home. Welcome to Cleo's! Pretty standard fare in terms of tipping the bouncer, do that and you're…

Went a few months ago, was looking for a club close to my hotel and since the other 2 clubs I wanted to checkout were closed I decided to go here for a beer. The…

Second visit in a month...first stop was ok, literally one girl I would look at! Tatted up big time, but nice, decent looking and very friendly, and willing to be pretty generous on the dances.…

Stopped in last night, which was Canada Day. Jazz fest is also going on, so the place was packed. It was surprisingly warm inside. One of the dancers said that management turns off…

So I went to this club on Wednesday night when I arrived in Montreal, for the f1 weekend. The women I saw in the place made it look like the bar scene out of starwars.…

I was in town for business and my hotel was a short walk from Cleopatra's so I took a couple of visits. The first was on the Tuesday evening that I arrived in town.…

Remembering the Happy Hour running from 3pm-3:30pm and my hotel being only a 5 minute walk from the club, I decided I could use a drink or 2.... Doorman gladly accepted my $5 without walking…

One of the most popular SCs in Montreal, right in downtown. A "gritty" club, not splashy, but sometimes you just feel like grit! $10 dances, very good contact, and reasonable prices on drinks. But the…

Went there around 4 pm on a Tuesday afternoon, early in April. It's dark in there, hard to see - but probably a good thing, given that many of the dancers are showing the ravages…

It was my first time visiting this strip club. I brought a friend we enterd we were approached by this old bouncer gave him 5$ to enter ( per person) soon as u walk in…