Cafe Cleopatra Reviews

I went by this place in the evening, in late August 2013 I read on other sites that there were many nasty chicks, and the reviews were generally not great.
I however went in with an open mind, and found the place busy with a couple of gems. The place has...

Got there around 8:00 on a Friday eve of, first stop of the night. Typical Montreal club, few bouncers at the door, one guy sits you down and you feel obligated to tip. Noticed the energy of the club was pretty low, even for earlier in the evening. Pretty empty...

Café Cleopatra is a mixed bag when it comes to clubs in Montreal. On the one hand it has some of the best and cheapest dances you will find anywhere and then on the other it is quite run down with dancer quality that is at times both subpar...

This is an interesting club. It is in a not super nice part of town and looks fairly unassuming from the outside. When you walk in you tip the doorman/bouncer and take a seat. The layout is a largeish stage to the right, seats around the stage, and two...

My wife and I went here on a recent vacation and it was her first visit to a club. I figured Montreal was the best place for her first experience. This being our first time in the city, I wanted to try one of the more classic Montreal clubs so...

We arrived around 6 or 7 and tipped the bouncer $20 to get in. We immediately felt ripped off as there were not many girls available or dancing. The few that were around were not easy on the eyes. One particularly heavy girl took the stage and...

This place hasn't changed in years, and that's a good thing. You won't find a bunch of stuck up silicone queens like on St. Catherine Street joints here. Instead you'll find dancers of all ages and sizes who know how to give a great lap dance for a great price....

Didn't expect much for a Monday night visit to the place, I usually went there on the weekend. But I found a very nice indian girl dancing there on that night. I had a few dance from her, and some good conversation as well. Also there is another nice French...

Its a cheap and dirty place, but that.s not all bad. sure some dancers are old enough to be your mother, but the drinks are cheap and so are the dances. There are always a few lookers there weekend nights, and if you don;t need absolute 10's you should find...

Going to a Strip Club in downtown Montreal on a Wednesday afternoon, I didn't really expect much. The club wasn't packed, but it wasn't dead either. At the time, not many people paid attention to centre stage, which really is just a small area with a pole. ...

Being from Montreal Ear about that club for long but never visit it before. It's the oldest Strip club still in function in Montreal. If you want to see real girls, no barbies that's the place in downtown. Girls are friendly. Cabin are a small but that add to...

I had heard of this club from a friend. He knows what I like and more importantly what I DON'T like! We were in Montreal and took the drive north to get a bit loose. The place is a real club with real women. If you are looking for plastic,...

Was told this is one of. 'The places to go' in mtl and understandably why. Great atmosphere smoking hot girls loved every second of it. Recommend it strongly. Went with a few friends we all really enjoyed and felt the money was well spent. Girls are friendly and willing to...

Came in from out of town for a bachelor party decided to check a few of the spots out. Cover was $10 bucks and led upstairs to a pretty small main room, at least from what I'm used to. Taller, skinner, women. The ones with a little more figure...

This club may not have supermodel dancers, but it's the best value club in Montreal, by far. It's more of a locals club, been in the same tacky decor for 20+ years. There were around 8 dancers working the day shift, all were friendly. Yes, many had some extra padding,...

Hey guys. I had heard that this place was a fascinating joint where interesting people hung out, but am afraid to report that it just seemed to be a run-of-the-mill Montreal-type strip club. The ladies tend to run on the older side of things (non-wrinkled faces were rare), but I...

Cleo didn't disappoint. After visiting 5 or 6 downtown Montreal strip clubs, I found one that has some great mileage! I thought the others offered good mileage (full contact for 10$ dances, but Cleo stretches that limit. There are no room add-ons and mileage varies per lady....

This place is old and run down but has a unique charm to it. I recommend going, only if to see if any gems are working, because this place is inexpensive and good mileage can be had.

My first visit was daytime wednesday. $5 tip to bouncer (you can...

Not the most beautiful girls, but still my favorite club in Montreal. Arrived Saturday night and there was maybe 20 customers and about 12 girls. Most of the dancers are a a bit overweight, but almost all are very friendly. Some are a bit older too. My favorite was...

First time visiting on a Friday night. Thought it would be more crowded and perhaps a better selection of girls. Was fairly crowded, but not packed. There were a couple times when there was a wait for a booth to open up for dances, but for the most part, it...

Got here kind of late, I am usually an afternoon visitor to clubs. There as no cover but I did tip the doorman $2 and he seemed OK with it. At least he didn't pester me. Found my own seat but that is my preference anyways.

At $10...

I was on business in Montreal for a week, and this was one of the closest clubs to my hotel so I walked there on a Monday night after drinks with my coworkers that night.
There was a $5 entry fee, and I tipped the bouncer an extra $5, though there...

I went to club cleo when i was staying in montreal for 3 nights. Was a quick walk from the Days in downtown.

I was quickly approached by a middle aged stripper, and agreed on a $40 session of dances, there was a lot of teasing, and she encouraged...

Cafe Cleopatra is a my new favorite strip club. I visited on Friday around 8, and then returned on Saturday around 10. When you first enter the club, the doorman/bouncer will ask for a tip to get you seated. The club itself is dark, smells funky, and...

Decided to travel out to here from downtown based on what I had read. Was staying downtown without a car so used public transportation to get there. Cheap cover to get in, which is great, but girls reflected that. I went around 2pm, got a few robotic dances and left...