Visions Reviews

Generally, this club lived up to its mediocre reputation. Its easy enough to get to in Madison, but the parking is limited. You may have to park on a side street, but I don't think it is a dangerous neighborhood.

The cover was a hefty 10 bucks considering what you get....

Went on a Monday night - supposed to be amateur night. No amateurs showed up. Only about 5 or 6 dancers, one or two of which were "nice". However, with the no touch rules, even lap dances or VIP rooms were worthless. Had $8 cover charge....

Was at visions on a saturday night. 10 cover. Place has dingy feel, dark, and below average girls probably 10 there that night and 2 or 3 worth seeing - none better than a 7. A few nice and nice looking. Stage is low and easy...

Was there for a friend's bachelor party on a friday night. I had never been there before so I didn't know what to expect. The girls were okay at best, and they all seemed to be interested in getting money from you and nothing else. The bouncers...

Me and a friend stopped by on a Tuesday night while traveling from Chicago to Minneapolis. We figured with the Univ of Wisc there that the only strip club in town had to be pretty hot. Boy were we wrong. They had about 4-5 girls and only one...

Went there on Saturday afternoon following the Wisconsin game. We actually helped open the place which was a little but embarrassing, but we were guys who wanted a strip club. Women were attractive, outgoing and worked hard for each dollar. Guido was great behind the bar with humor and...

Went here last Thursday night - 8/16. Woman of various sizes and colors. i liked the petite ones. Girl from Peru was hot with nice tight body. Totally nude was a big plus here with alcohol served as well. I got VIP's from 2 hotties. Miss Peru and another that...

The ladies are quite lovely in this club, although the rules keep things pretty tame. No touching is tolerated, for example. A decent time - although the drinks are a bit pricey. I especially liked an Asian girl named Phoenix. You can get a private dance off...

This club is not as good as it used to be. The layou is about the same (one stage with lots of seats around it, a few small tables and some random chairs around the walls). the lighting is cooler. Blue LEDs or something, it makes me...

I'd like to pick up the point scale for this club.
They have really picked things up in the last few months. They have switched to a full nude with alcohol format.
The quality level of the dancers has greatly improved as well. They have gotten a lot of dancers...

I've gone here twice and was not impressed either time. I do tend to go at odd times...near closing, etc. But my hopes were certainly not met in any situation. I went to an amature night hoping to see some college girls, but apparently nobody signed up...

I had the chance to check out Visions on a recent trip to Madison. I was kind of dissapointed with what I found. Overpriced drinks (although strong, so worth it). Virtually no variety in dancers, most were TALL and THIN with little to no chests. The...

This place hasn't been the same ever since the city of Madison banned total nudity in 1986. Used to be the only game in town and had a great crowd of both men and women coming to it and lots of cute college girls working through their UW Degrees...

I was just passing through town Sunday night with a 5 hour layover in Madison and decided to take a cab to Visions, and check out their amatuer night. Not having been to the club before previously and having only the reviews here to depend on, I wasn't...

Its amazing that a great town like Madison can't have a decent pole bar. I give the gals a lot of credit whowork there, but I am never, ever entertained. It isn't because of laws, though there is some pressure. I think must reflect the Management. ...

I still give Visions a try once a year just because it's the only game in town in Madison. And every time I go back I keep wondering why I come back. Though this time was a little better. The dancer quality was higher for me this time in...

This club is just plain bad! No mood of excitement. Girls can't stand to be there. Average girl is a 3-4. Stages are set up in unorthodox patterns making it hard to stay near your friends. I expected an awesome place in a Big Ten...

The appearance of the girls is hit and mostly miss. The most important thing is there is no contact allowed. The club has some not so great, with exceptions, weekly touring girls and some locals, and an ameteur nights on Sundays. I have not seen the dissolute gorgeous sorority girls...

This place just isn't very exciting. The girls are ok looking, but don't walk the room or interact with customers. Place is nice inside but basically the girls take turns going on stage collecting dollars and going in the back. I didn't see any private dances, or...

I checked out Visions on a Sunday night, and overall, it was boring. Visions is an easy place to go if you want to see naked women and listen to good music while you have a couple of drinks. Two of the dancers were pretty hot, but the...

I still give Visions a try once a year just because it's the only game in town in Madison. And every time I go back I keep wondering why I come back. The dancer quality remains ok, 5-7 range for me, but still only topless and the feedback...