Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Visions Reviews

• review

  4 years ago
  Visions is closed.

  Visions is closed. Loved the tiny woman with the big furry boots. I'll miss you Visions, met some nice ladies there. For Sale sign outside. Newspaper article about group wanting...
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  4 years ago

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  djn
  furman
• review

  4 years ago
  Impression of Visions Saturday night

  [This review is from before COVID shutdown. Not open now.] The building is at 3554 E. Washington, on the north side of the street across from AutoZone. The white building has a good-sized parking lot...
  deepthinker

  Illinois
• review

  5 years ago
  Back in Madison & Returned to Visions... but man, what happened?!

  Returned to Madison and my usual circuit of Visions & Club Bristol. It had been about 5-6 months since the last trip out. Wow, have things changed. Hate to say, not...
  DDC4
• review

  5 years ago
  On Life Support?

  This place is dieing. Went in at MNF halftime, paid $8 cover, no women. A year ago, there were always around 6 dancers during the games, most coming around asking about dances....
  al-o
• review

  5 years ago
  Had a great time while in town on a work trip - would visit again.

  Visited this club on a business trip so it was a weeknight, not a lot of activity, and the vibe was very low key. Club has some seating around the main stage to one...
  ustravlr36
• review

  5 years ago
  Decent spot

  Visited on a Monday around 7pm. The bar itself is no frills and has cold beer and a tv. I like the environment. The stage is cool with ample seating. There were 4 girls...
  BigDiesel

  Illinois
• review

  6 years ago
  Been a while; Checked back in w/Visions 2 days in a row..

  So, it had been a while since I was in Madison and, by association, my usual "circuit" of visiting Club Bristol (in Sun Prairie) and Visions. I visited Visions on a Wednesday night...
  DDC4
• review

  6 years ago
  Getting better

  This was the first time I tried stopping in since the shooting that year. I have driven by several times and the parking lot has been barely full, this time it was and I...
  Sleepgood89

  Wisconsin
• review

  6 years ago
  Good location, generous pours, laid back env., however beware of parking..

  Visions isn't bad if you're looking for some laid back fun near downtown Madison, WI. Big advisory: Parking can be a challenge - *do not park* at the Mexican restaurant or auto...
  DDC4
• review

  6 years ago
  not bad for Wisconsin

  We had stopped by Club Bristol (which only had three girls, 2 of whom should not be dancing) before Visions so that may have been why Visions seemed quite good. $8 cover to enter....
  captainfun

  new city, new club
• review

  6 years ago
  Sexy, Skanky and some dirty fun!!

  Visions Strip Club may look like a dirty run down place for creepy men, and sexy skanky women with little to no morals... but that’s because it kind of is. From the moment you...
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  6 years ago

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  Heellover
  zahoodude

  Wisconsin
• review

  6 years ago
  Pretty good

  Girls were hot but were also kind of cold, didn't seem to be too interested... Albeit was a Tuesday and the place was dead afterall. Tall blonde was super attractive, not sure her name.....
  hman217

  Wisconsin
• review

  6 years ago
  Need to Move Out of This Place

  Because I'm spending too much money on what is at best a decent dance. I mean - this last time I went in, I did enjoy the private dance quite a bit. But, an...
  joeystevens69

  Wisconsin
• review

  7 years ago
  Mediocre

  I will preface this to say that I only spent about 30 minutes at Visions. As many have said the parking lot is tiny, but I was able to get a spot. As you...
  drnews

  Wandering Business Traveler
• review

  7 years ago
  Marilyn Is Great

  I think this was my fourth visit to Visions. The cover was $8 which isn't terrible. I do miss my hometown club and it's $10 a year membership fee. And, a single whiskey and...
  joeystevens69

  Wisconsin
• review

  7 years ago
  Biased but Honest Review

  My ex-girlfriend worked at Visions for a few months, so I can tell you this place is on the up-and-up. Silk is a little more picky with their girls but they're that much more...
  VirB

  Florida
• review

  7 years ago
  Hot Stella

  Cover at Visions in Madison was reasonable at around $10. The location is the most convenient to downtown (5 min), compared to other clubs in the area. This makes up for the fact that...
  EricPrydz
• review

  7 years ago
  Average but not the worst

  Came late on a Wednesday night. Wanted to pop in on my way home from work to see how it was. Not many dancers around but probably a slow night. Drinks were average priced. I...
  Badgerfan9000

  Minnesota
• review

  7 years ago
  A real 5 star experience

  I just had the best ever lap dance with a petite, perfectly proportioned breasts, the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, with curves, soft hair and a beautiful face. She was classy...
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  7 years ago

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  tenacioussteve
  bestlapdanceever
• review

  7 years ago
  A Decent Little Booty Club

  Visions is a decent little booty club to go for some harmless adult entertainment. Upon walking through the doors you may be alittle turned off by the dimly lit corners that inhabit the club,...
  DeltaPearl78
• review

  7 years ago
  I liked it. Small, older...

  I liked it. Small, older club, girl-next-door dancers, cheap drinks, friendly bartender. My first visit, went on a Monday night for some NFL and some nudity, aka happiness. There were 4 dancers: 1...
  furman
• review

  8 years ago
  Interesting Club

  This place is pretty hit or miss as far as talent is concerned. Lots of different sizes, shapes, colors, of girls. The dancers lean toward having tattoos and piercings, and unnatural colors of hair....
  alextrebeksmustache

  Wisconsin
• review

  8 years ago
  Yuck

  This was my first stop at Visions since summer...and I probably won't be going back anytime soon. The dancer quality was just ok with my last stop but seems to have gotten much...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  8 years ago
  Stay away

  I was in Madison on a Friday night and decided to check out the local strip club. It was an experience, to say the least. The positive was that they had craft beer on...
  wineguy57
• review

  8 years ago
  Not happy again

  I went here for the first time since I did my last decks here 3 years ago. I should have e just read my last review and not stopped back. I came on a Saturday...
  diddler

  Iowa