Reviews

Generally, this club lived up to its mediocre reputation. Its easy enough to get to in Madison, but the parking is limited. You may have to park on a side street, but I don't think…

Went on a Monday night - supposed to be amateur night. No amateurs showed up. Only about 5 or 6 dancers, one or two of which were "nice". However, with the no…

Was at visions on a saturday night. 10 cover. Place has dingy feel, dark, and below average girls probably 10 there that night and 2 or 3 worth seeing - none better than…

Was there for a friend's bachelor party on a friday night. I had never been there before so I didn't know what to expect. The girls were okay at best, and they all…

Me and a friend stopped by on a Tuesday night while traveling from Chicago to Minneapolis. We figured with the Univ of Wisc there that the only strip club in town had to be…

Went there on Saturday afternoon following the Wisconsin game. We actually helped open the place which was a little but embarrassing, but we were guys who wanted a strip club. Women were attractive, outgoing…

Went here last Thursday night - 8/16. Woman of various sizes and colors. i liked the petite ones. Girl from Peru was hot with nice tight body. Totally nude was a big plus here with…

The ladies are quite lovely in this club, although the rules keep things pretty tame. No touching is tolerated, for example. A decent time - although the drinks are a bit pricey.…

This club is not as good as it used to be. The layou is about the same (one stage with lots of seats around it, a few small tables and some random chairs around…

I'd like to pick up the point scale for this club. They have really picked things up in the last few months. They have switched to a full nude with alcohol format. The quality level of…

I've gone here twice and was not impressed either time. I do tend to go at odd times...near closing, etc. But my hopes were certainly not met in any situation. I went…

I had the chance to check out Visions on a recent trip to Madison. I was kind of dissapointed with what I found. Overpriced drinks (although strong, so worth it). Virtually no…

This place hasn't been the same ever since the city of Madison banned total nudity in 1986. Used to be the only game in town and had a great crowd of both men and…

I was just passing through town Sunday night with a 5 hour layover in Madison and decided to take a cab to Visions, and check out their amatuer night. Not having been to…

Its amazing that a great town like Madison can't have a decent pole bar. I give the gals a lot of credit whowork there, but I am never, ever entertained. It isn't because…

I still give Visions a try once a year just because it's the only game in town in Madison. And every time I go back I keep wondering why I come back. Though this time…

This club is just plain bad! No mood of excitement. Girls can't stand to be there. Average girl is a 3-4. Stages are set up in unorthodox patterns making it hard…

The appearance of the girls is hit and mostly miss. The most important thing is there is no contact allowed. The club has some not so great, with exceptions, weekly touring girls and some locals,…

This place just isn't very exciting. The girls are ok looking, but don't walk the room or interact with customers. Place is nice inside but basically the girls take turns going on stage…

I checked out Visions on a Sunday night, and overall, it was boring. Visions is an easy place to go if you want to see naked women and listen to good music while you…

I still give Visions a try once a year just because it's the only game in town in Madison. And every time I go back I keep wondering why I come back. The…