Less Than I Expected

I went to Visions on Monday nite, hoping to see/feel some pretty nude ladies. Well, I SAW some. There were 6-7 dancers on duty, mostly white, 2 black. Of that number, only about half removed their tops on stage and I think just one got fully nude. I selected the cute redhead that went all nude and asked her about the VIP rooms. She informed me the rooms are for single lap dances ($20 each) and there is NO TOUCHING of boobs, butts, or crotch area. While chatting with her, a bouncer handed me a card good for ONE FREE VIP dance. So I contracted the redhead for the free dance, plus paid for a second (I doubt she earns much from the freebie) and she led me to a VIP cubicle. Well, $20 for two songs may seem like a great value, but as a wise man once taught me YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR. 90% of the dance time was AIR DANCE, and the other 10% she sat on my knees, far from my face/hands/chest. And despite her being the only dancer to go full nude on stage, her clothes all remained on for my VIP session. Not only was there no touching by me, she did nothing at all to my body either. At the end of this fiasco, I left her without any tip (she earned the $0) and left the club wondering if all their girls are the same or if she's just man-phobic. I may try Visions again some day and choose a different dancer for VIP. Previous comments on this site and others led me to believe there is SOME sleaze factor to this club, although I'd name the place Snow White's Air Dance Dispensary. There were a few customers gathered at the bar, and 2-3 stageside while I was present. One poor soul kept walking all around searching for his missing wallet. Glad that wasn't me. Customers were all races and seemed to be enjoying themselves, but nobody ever went into the VIP cubes for more than one song or two. I guess other custies got treatment like mine. I think my next visit to Madison will include visits to Bristol or Silk, but likely not to Visions.