Not worth a college try

I went to this place hoping to capitalize on the "college" atmosphere. What I saw during my visit were a couple of heavier young girls and some veterans with a lot of miles on the tires. Most of the girls were in the 5-6 range which, coupled with a tough parking situation and a somewhat grumpy bartender, made me question whether it was worth my time to get a drink.

I stuck it out, because I owed it to you -- the reader.

I watched a few girls on stage, struck up a conversation with the cutest young girl I saw and went back for an unsatisfying mostly air dance that dropped in quality when I realized she had a 5 o'clock shadow on her shins, which is a huge turnoff for me.