Visions Reviews

The space: This is a small, local bar type club. There's a reasonably sized stage, but the ceiling isn't high enough.

The girls: Most are below average with only two that night being above average. Dances are your average $20 for the area and as usual for here, there's only one...

My least favorite of the Madison area strip clubs. The only reaso I stopped by was a friend lives near by and he wanted to go because for some reason he likes the place. There was a cute little spinner that recognized me from another club and...

It's been a very long time since I've visited this place and let me tell you, it hasn't gotten better with age. Despite the newly painted dance on the outside with stars on her nipples, that's the newest coat of paint this place has gotten. Anyway, I wasn't there for...

I came in here after work a few weeks ago. No cover.

Club itself is bit rundown but definitely not as bad as some. Horseshoe bar. One nice looking bartender.

I got there around 6 not knowing that dancers didn't start until 7. I waited around And saw a couple girls...

Stopped in on a Wednesday at about 630 on. The bad news was that the dancers don't start until 7, but the good news was that they didn't start charging a cover charge until 7 either. Several beer specials (the blonde was awesome) so had a couple of...

Myself and my wife went here last night and I must say, I'd much rather go in here during the week rather than on the weekend. I know that's odd, but we Like going to clubs and getting attention while we're there and we certainly didn't get very much of...

Myself and my wife went here last night and I must say, I'd much rather go in here during the week rather than on the weekend. I know that's odd, but we Like going to clubs and getting attention while we're there and we certainly didn't get very much of...

I went with a friend a little bit before midnight on the weekend, it was fairly dead. It has the atmosphere of a dive bar. As a dive, it was fairly dingy. There was 1 stage that took up most of the right hand side of the club with 3...

From the outside, the club looks decent, a bit run down, but not too bad. Parking is a very limited, and can be a bit of a pain. Once inside, the decor is pretty bad. Lighting is horrible. Everything looks run down. Stage area is reasonably large, but can get...

I was driving thru Madison recently and was aware of this place so I thought I would stop in. Do yourself a favor and just keep driving past visions. there just isn't enough here to justify stopping in. The cover is reasonable,...

I seem to recall that the last time I was in this place many years ago, I promised myself that I wouldn't return. But I was stuck in Madison for a few days for work, and staying just down the street from Visions, so I gave in to...

First problem here is the small parking lot. When I arrived a few minutes past midnight, there were no spaces left. There is a lot right across the street that you can probably park in safely. When you walk in the door there is an $8 cover charge. The club...

Honestly, i had a bad time. I mean, the dancers look bad, the side of town it's on is shitty, and the place looks like crap. The bouncers are ass holes. I saw a guy who was doing nothing wrong get thrown out just because the bouncer thought he was...

Went to Visions a couple of months ago as it seemed to be the only stripclub in that area. I should have walked out as soon I walked in but being an unabashed optimist I stayed on.
The club was rundown and furnished with what seemed like Salvation Army rejects....

Very limited lit parking. The parking lot is in front of the club. All the smokers are just outside the door. The inside of the club has low ceilings and the stage is off to the right is only 18 inches above the floor. The cover was $8 ( pretty...

I can't make tons of comparisons here, but Visions has some pros and cons. At the time I went laps dances were I believe $15. The club was dead when I was there, which meant a reasonable amount of attention, and I got some great dances. Most of the women...

I went to Visions this past Saturday. Myself and two buddies were in town for a beer festival, and decided to look for a club. The first thing I noticed was the horrible parking lot, way too small. We got out finished our cigarettes and went in. This place could...

i went there on Monday night. It was 7$ to get in. The place is really small for a strip club or maybe I am used to Texas size clubs.

The drinks were on the cheaper side, around 4-5$ for a beer. I sat on the stage and it is total...

I am from NY/NJ and after reading some of the reviews, I should have probably stayed home, but with a couple of hours to kill, I went. The reviews are correct. There is no contact so LD reminded me of 20 years ago, but I guess I am...

I like petie girls with above average chests this place was nice just air dances no touching at all so dances are probally a waste of money. I wonder if more go on in the vip room $200 is alot of money without knowing exactly what you are getting. There...

I stopped in with a few buddies a little while back, and i certainly was not impressed. The dancers are mostly white with a few black girls. Mostly smaller girls with
even smaller tits. The place opens at six and the relatively
cheap cover starts at seven. The bar is well-stocked but...

stopped by with 2 friends on a Saturday time. The cover is 8 dollars, drinks are pretty cheap. The club is very crowded and not easy to find a table.The girls working are ok but the stage dance lasts too long, maybe 15-20 mins for each girl on stage so...

I get to this part of town every once in a while, so I am near anyway, so I sometimes stop. It looks not too good a place, had some thugs in the lot, but I am used to that from my old hood. Was told my friend would be...

I live in town and go to this club once a month or so. Quality here can be a little uneven, but to each his own. My favorite is a tiny Peruvian lady who is very sweet and VERY sexy. (YMMV) Lap dances are in a private booth,...

Was in Madison on business. This club is easy enough to find-it's right on the main drag as you drive into the city. Parking is very limited so you may need to walk a block or two. I was lucky and got there just as someone was pulling out of...