Welcome to Sinsaysionals 4.0

I recently made a return visit to Sinsaysionals for the first time since they reopened. The club has reinvented itself yet again. Now the entirety of the club is contained in what used to be the main area back in the day. Gone are the fancy banquettes and tables from the club’s most recent iteration.

The club is still not easy to find. You will need GPS if you don’t know where it is. There are no signs. It’s on Route 564 at the far end of a strip of auto repair shops and is hidden from the road by some trees. Park in the adjacent car wash parking area, which is well-lighted. Listen for the music and look for the door with the light on overtop of it (and pay no attention to the fact that there’s an arrow on the door pointing in the direction of the prior entrance). Cover charge is $20 regardless of which night you go. Once in a while they waive the cover before 10 p.m. I arrived around 11. You get patted down prior to entry. Once inside there are uncomfortable plastic chairs lining the walls. The room itself is fairly large with a very high ceiling. It probably was a warehouse or auto repair shop in a past life. An elevated pole, which doesn’t get much use, is in the center of the room. The room is really dark inside. The walls and ceiling are painted black. There are a couple of LED disco ball type lights but not much else on the lighting front. On this particular Saturday night the dancer to patron ratio was about 1:1; roughly 6 of each. There is no heat in the room. There is one of those flame thrower-type space heaters which does a pretty decent job of keeping the place warm. PG County still has an indoor mask mandate. Everyone, dancers and patrons, was abiding by it while in the main area.

Most of the activity on this evening was limited to wall dances. Sinsaysionals used to market themselves as the home of the $5 lap dance. That went by the wayside years ago. Your options now are limited to $10 per song, clothed wall dances which are out in the main area or topless dances in the private dance area in the back. I generally find wall dances to be awkward, so I tend to avoid them. Based on my observations the women were enthusiastic with their wall dances on this evening. I have had some subpar wall dances there in the past and some that were well worth the $10. Private dance area is $40 admittance ($20 for you & $20 for her). The dances in there are $30 each I think and are paid after the fact. The dancer I went back with had big natural boobs and long wavy hair, which could have been a wig. Sorry I can’t remember her name. She gave good grind and allowed a decent amount of roaming. YMMV. The only out of bounds area was the kitty, which was covered anyway. Otherwise you could get a Stevie, or slap A$$, if that is your thing. There are multiple chairs in the private dance area. Two couples is probably the max that would comfortably fit in the room at any one time.