Sinsaysionals
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9605 Lanham Severn Rd
Lanham, MD 20706
Reviews
Submit a Reviewmy September 2021 visit
Seeing trpterp's great recent review made me finally get around to sharing my review about my visit to Sinsay on Friday, September 10, 2021, after midnight, 5 months ago---which I enjoyed. I've been planning to…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(kuroi)
gothamyte
Feb 11, 2022, 1:11 PM
Welcome to Sinsaysionals 4.0
I recently made a return visit to Sinsaysionals for the first time since they reopened. The club has reinvented itself yet again. Now the entirety of the club is contained in what used…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(trpterp)
trpterp
Feb 8, 2022, 6:30 AM
Do yourself a favor--it's worth a recent visit
I remember one year, I randomly said to myself: " You know...I don't ever remember having a bad time here at Sinsay."
And all these years later, it's still true. Whenever I visit Sinsay, I…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(wallanon)
gothamyte
Aug 4, 2019, 4:57 PM
Uhhh...This place isn’t what it used to be
So, I’ve been hearing how this place upgraded its appearance recently so I decided to stop in and pay a visit. I got there, paid the usual 20 dollar entry fee and proceeded inside. Once…
PurpleStick202
Apr 29, 2019, 4:22 AM
Do not waste your time... times have changed
Let me start this by saying this use to be my favorite club. I have gone there since I was 18. I haven’t been there since 2015 but I went to visit last weekend and…
Djtittyman
Apr 9, 2019, 11:05 PM
Welcome to Sinsaysionals 3.0
As prior reviewers have noted, the entirety of Sinsaysionals is now contained in what previously was the VIP area. I visited a couple of Saturday nights ago and discovered more changes. There are…
5 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Oliver_Clothesoff_66)
Oliver_Clothesoff_66
Feb 27, 2019, 3:56 AM
A lap dance to remember
I had barely sat down when a hot Black women sat next to me and started rubbing my crotch. She quickly convinced me to go to the room for private dances. It wasn't that private…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(fred56)
PapaCherrie
Feb 21, 2019, 7:28 PM
Mixed bag
I went here a few months back on a weekday night. From what I read here it seemed to be pretty well worth the money. I didn't think that going in on a weekday would…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(trpterp)
saaanaa
Jan 27, 2019, 5:22 AM
Gave it a try
Well, I was out and about and bored so I thought I would drive past and see if they were open. I haven't been to Sinsaysionals in years so I had no idea what to…
thekingthepiece
Jan 2, 2019, 1:44 PM
If you’ve got nothing else to do...
Had some time to kill and stopped by for the first time in a long time. It will be a long time before I go back - if ever. We all know that there are…
AssmanAlbert
Nov 19, 2018, 5:37 AM
Surprisingly decent night
I arrived to sinsayionals after a long day and wanted to unwhine . I rarely come to sinsayionals especially because of the previous experiences at the new version. Tonight I…
laplap1974
Oct 20, 2018, 1:08 AM
Not What It Used To Be
I used to come all the time with friends, but after the PG County law went into effect everything changed here. Much more expensive, much less quality. I don't do wall dances and that's all…
BJThrowaway
Oct 2, 2018, 4:44 PM
Not very busy for a Saturday. But it was a good time.
This review is from a recent Saturday night. I wanted to see the changes to Sinsaysionals that other recent reviews have mentioned. One thing that hasn’t changed is that the club still has…
trpterp
Sep 30, 2018, 8:29 PM
Sins 2018 run down
Here we go. This is hardly the same club you remember. Here's the new numbers. $20 to get in, $10 standing wall dances on the main floor (no dances in seats).…
Jerzyfam
Sep 22, 2018, 9:02 AM
Sinsaysionals is Now A Shadow Of Its Former Self
Sinsaysionals is a strange place. I’ve said that in prior reviews. My recent Thursday visit is another example. I had read the earlier reviews stating that the club had been reduced in…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Agent_Zero)
Oliver_Clothesoff_66
Aug 19, 2018, 8:16 PM
It isn't the same as a few years ago
My first visit to Sinsaysionals was a few years ago and I enjoyed my visit. At that time the lap dances were still 5 dollars and there were chairs around the wall for dances. I…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(MannFlo)
MannFlo
Aug 2, 2018, 8:08 AM
SMH
(I posted in wrong area so I am reposting, sorry) First off , this current sinsayionals reminds me of Brett Favre when he played for the Jets.…
laplap1974
Jul 28, 2018, 5:44 PM
I Hate it When They Make a Mess
So after a long absence, I finally went to Sinsaysionals again, on a weekday night.
Cover = $20.00
No Alcohol
Bikini Bar
Wall Dances =…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(laplap1974)
Circle1979
Jul 18, 2018, 9:15 PM
It's still open?
So, I was driving from a friends house after a late cookout/ kickback. I saw the lights on in the parking lot and said to myself there's no way it's still. I haven't heard anyone…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Agent_Zero)
caj0784
Jun 6, 2018, 7:42 PM
It's a hole in the wall
Went to this in March of this year, just before midnight on a Friday.
It was just very odd, it's a BYOB club which is also fairly run down (worse than Ebony Inn). Staff comprised lacklustre…
carbonate
May 26, 2018, 8:28 PM
Not that great
I hadn't been here in a while, so I decided to check it out. There weren't too many girls on the floor, just 4. All 4 of them seemed disinterested. One girl spent most of…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Geelottie)
Geelottie
May 15, 2018, 1:59 PM
Used To Be Better
If you haven’t been here before you might miss it because it’s hidden.Once you are in its dark and the stage is small with chairs surrounding it.Back in the day this used to be great…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(chumchum)
yoyoyo12
Mar 20, 2018, 4:48 PM
Better looking club
Had not been to Sin in a while. I was feeling a vibe for it late at night. Stepped out my bed and I was there. It looked new, with new chairs and lighting. Yet…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Jerzyfam)
Jbh2017
Dec 25, 2017, 4:23 PM
Same mistake new day
Was out with the boys and we had ran across a flyer for a Halloween strip party at sinsaysionals. Against better judgement I went out thinking this might be live and on a Saturday…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Agent_Zero)
Theycallmethumper
Oct 31, 2017, 9:45 PM
Typical Tuesday
I got to the club around 1:30. I should’ve known that it was going to be bad because there wasn’t allot of cars in the parking lot but I figured I’d give it a shot.…
2 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Agent_Zero)
Ozy1087
Oct 29, 2017, 6:26 PM


