Admiral Theatre Reviews

I had heard the Admiral was a classic Chicago club so I wanted to go and see a classic burlesque theatre as well as hope for some good entertainment. I was very pleasantly surprised...

To the point, 25$ to get in, 14 for valet parking! you can always try nearby roadside parking, you got to be real lucky!. The inside is close resemblance to those fancy LV clubs. ...

The Uber drop me off, a fast 15 US$ ride from Loop. The building facade bear a classy, bold, neon "Admiral Theatre". Uber driver then realize where he have taken me, then proclaiming "You...

There are some hot Asian women at the Admiral if they're you're type. Sasha (usually one of the feature dancers) and Esmee (one of the faces of the Admiral and on the website homepage)...

I was treated by Emilia She sat on my lap and for a while we both froze in our hypnotic gaze. Her scantily clad body is still captivating my mind. She is pretty, sweet...

Went on a Saturday after atending beerfest in the city, fairly good idea since they don't serve alcohol here. $25 cover to get in the door, there is a ramp leading to the...

The highest-end place in Chicago with actual nudity (and full nudity, at that). They have the best-looking girls but the experience isn't necessarily the best; heavy traffic, high prices and strict rules (I'm not...

Visited on a Monday evening. $25 cover. 1 drink min. no alcohol Large stage in the middle, no poles. Seats by stage, around stage and in the "vip table seating" areas further back by the...

Another visit to the Admiral. Once again I was in the area and figured why not. It was after midnight on a Friday but it wasn't too busy. I was able...

I was in Chicago on business, so I decided to check out the Admiral Theatre. I prefer nude clubs, so my Chicago choices seemed somewhat limited. Admiral is an old theater converted into a...

The club as a nice layout. There is one main stage with no pole. VIP rooms and booths are in the side. VIP seating is located in the back of the big room where...

The Admiral Theater is an old theater turned into a strip club. Fun and cool retro feel to the place. $25 cover charge + 1 drink minimum, but coupons can be accessed...

Stopped in on a Friday night. I've been here before and was in the area again so I thought why not, right? Anyway, $25 to get in. A little steep. ...

Located in a theatre from the 1920’s. I thought it was going to be a pretty large club with very high ceilings. This is most likely because I have the dimensions of modern movie...

So I love Chicago but have always been disappointed in the SC scene. Very lame and tame and Admiral is a good example of that. Some hot girls for sure, but unless you are...

Came here one Sunday night after Lollapalooza let out. Figured we check out the strip club scene while in Chicago. Nice looking club. Decent selection of girls. Never been to...

I started off my night to Red Diamond (very sexy black club in South Chicago). I had time to waste so I decided to come try out Admiral Theatre (north chicago). This club is...

Some might complain that this place is too expensive or that you don't get much mileage, which is sort of true. Half an hour in VIP is going to run you around $300 and...

This was my first visit to a strip club, i was with my friends. Easy to find parking, went inside and paid $20 to enter. Once inside, wow it was like heaven. There was...

This club can be very hit or miss in terms of private dance quality. This visit was more miss. You typically get a real melting pot of dancers (European, Hispanic, AA, Asian, white). I...

I came to the Admiral Theatre after my graduation and I have to say that it has improved quite a bit since the last time I came here close to three years ago in...

The Admiral was a pretty good experience for our first two hours there. There were multiple table dances, drinks, and massages bought by the guys at our table. Even a few private shows. However,...

I've been to about 5 strip clubs in chicago area and this one made me feel most uncomfortable. I will never return for the following reasons. First, the girls are very pushy for dances, very...

The private dance booths/rooms are quite nice and clean. A curtain closes for privacy and two of the walls are fully mirrored so you can see every angle of the action you paid for....

To all the reviews that no fun is to be had: It depends. If you get the right girl, take her to the back, pay her a nice tip in advance, and compliment her,...